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I love the marauders era (specifically the skittles). I have watched a lot of TV shows. ISTJ.
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Does anybody else think it's stupid that Harry named his secret little delinquent group Dumbledore's Army? I mean that gave him absolutely no deniability!

Correct me if Im wrong, but at least they had been calling themselves the D.A. in public. That gives them some room to deny the shit out of whatever allegations they're facing.

Marietta Edgecombe: It's called Dumbledore's Army, Prefessor Umbridge.

Neville: Actually professor, we're the Dog Appreciators. We all agree dogs are not appreciatated enough.

Luna: I thought we were studying to be Districy Attorneys?

Ron: I'd heard we were the Defence Association.

Gred and Forge: We both could of sworn we were a smaller branch of the wizard's Dental Association.

Ginny: Wasn't this Delinquent Anonymous?

Harry: We're -

Hermione: If you hadn't gathered enough already professor, we're the Dumbasses.

Either this or they could just out Karen Umbridge.

Or this...

Harry: Just wait till my father hears about this!

Umbridge: Your father is dead Harry.

Harry: Well excuse me, you looked like you'd be joining him soon.

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Spiders and Pests

“Padfoot!”

Sirius turned around right before an overexcited 7-year-old in messy pigtails and a bright pink skirt crashed into him.

“Oh Jesus, Luna are you okay?”

Luna picked herself up and righted her neon yellow headband, “I’m okay! But I got my spider and I brought photos for you like I promised and her name's Rosie and she’s so big! She’s like even bigger than my hand!”

“Is that right?”

Luna nods her head aggressively “Mhm. Here look.” She hands Sirius the photos and just as he is about to compliment Rosie on her long legs and hiding abilities an older blonde woman in a garishly green dress interrupts, “Are you Sirius Black? I’m Rita Skeeter from the Prophet. Sorry, I couldn’t help but overhear did you say you had a pet spider?”

Luna grins, missing front teeth on display, “Yup. She’s a rose hair tarantula.”

“Why would you want a bug for a pet, dear?”

“She’s not a bug she’s an arachnid.” Luna corrects sounding rather offended.

Rita pursed her lips, “Right. Anyway, Mr. Black, I was wondering if I might have a word from you about your centre?”

Sirius cleared his throat, “Yeah, of course. You can write that Mr. Lupin-Black declined to comment, but that the woman who interviewed him was a joy-sucking pest, with a borderline offensive fashion sense, who has already harassed his husband trying to get stories about his family.”

“Well! You speak like that in front of the children here?”

“Oh don’t worry, Luna agrees with me.” With that he turned back to Luna’s photos, “Wow, she is big, what do you feed her?”

Rita stood there for a bit seemingly looking for a way to barge her way back into the conversation before walking out looking very affronted, high-heeled shoes clicking on the hardwood floor.

“You have to wash your hands after touching her 'cause they have urto-urti-um. Their hairs can hurt your eyes.”

“Really?”

“Yeah! They flick them at you if you’re mean.” Luna giggles.

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Regulus secretly put a protective enchantment around Pandora’s lab so she would be safe from any volatile potions or backfiring spells.

This meant that Pandora didn’t realise just how dangerous her experiments were because they’d never properly injured her.

In 1979, Regulus went for his little swim.

In 1989, his spell wore off.

In 1990, something went terribly wrong and with no protections in place, an eight year old Luna had to watch her mother die

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pandora & regulus head canons
  • pandora was not someone who’s easy to ignore, and neither is reg
  • regulus didn’t want to stand out so becoming friends with pandora lovegood seemed like the worst idea ever
  • but pandora was persistent and the first one to actually make regulus laugh after a long time of keeping everything to himself
  • imagine a small 11 year old boy with dark hair and a constant frown on his face — next to him a girl with white curls, sparkling eyes and a huge smile on her face (pandora also had a big tooth gap)
  • like rain and sunshine, how could two people that different become friends?
  • they attended the same astrology, herbology and divination class and since pandora decided to get closer to her seat neighbor, they spent a lot of time studying, doing homework and even spending their freetime together
  • regulus hesitated in the beginning but after getting to know his new friend better, he was so thankful to have her
  • pandora was a great listener and although regulus didn’t really enjoy talking about his emotions, pandora made him feel safe to do so
  • pandora was very good at inventing things (especially spells and she knew she wanted to do it as her profession) so she figured out a way to communicate with regulus, no matter how far apart they were. it was a simple necklace (that could be hidden with another spell): it projected the face of the owner of the other necklace into the air and they were able to speak for a few minutes even when regulus had to do it in secret when he had to return to his family
  • another spell they invented is one to put on and remove nail polish, it was one of the small things they shared and enjoyed together. every sunday they met up and chose the “colour of the week”
  • the two of them shared their secrets with each other and regulus didn’t trust anyone like he trusted her. so the last thing regulus thought about was his best friend while clinging to the piece of jewelry wrapped around his neck
  • pandora on the other hand was heartbroken after finding out about regulus’ death, it was hard for her to just move on and live without him, they were soulmates and understood each other on a level no one else could grasp
  • she also had a hard time accepting regulus being gone so suddenly, so she asked xenophilius if he would be okay with regulus being the godfather of their unborn child. her husband just looked at her sadly, took her hand and had to explain to her that he wasn’t there anymore, over and over again
  • after luna was born, pandora told her daughter never ending stories about her godfather. luna had a good understanding of death despite being so young and she was so proud to be his goddaughter. after pandora’s death, the stories stopped. xenophilius didn’t want to remember and so luna forgot about the man she admired so much. soon, regulus fell into oblivion.
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