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I love the marauders era (specifically the skittles). I have watched a lot of TV shows. ISTJ.
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[Regulus and Barty bickering]
Pandora, walking in: What are you dumbasses arguing about now
Barty: Reg ate the last of my lemon drops!!
Regulus: Only because BARTIMUShexed my robes last Friday
Barty: Regulus is the one that let a snitch loose in your dorm and I covered for him
Regulus: Wait—
Pandora, turning to Reg: Really!?
Regulus: Yeah, but… Bartys the one who lost your favoRITE EYELINER
Barty: And Regulus broke up with me again because he’s SCREWING POTTER
Regulus: YEAH WELL CROUCH IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER
Evan: What-
Barty: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
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REGULUS: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
MARLENE: >:0 language
PANDORA: yeah watch your fucking language
EVAN: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MY SISTER THE FUCK WORD?
DORCAS: 'the fuck word'.
JAMES: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
EVAN: Merlin they censored it
BARTY: say fuck, James
EVAN: do it, Potter. Say fuck.
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the mauraders fandom is just a big group project where we keep going of each other's ideas and making it bigger and bigger while all simultaneously ignoring the teachers instructions cause we hate her

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Evan: *pointedly looking at Barty* people who sleep with socks on make me worry
Barty: *glaring back* people who sleep without socks are not to be trusted
Regulus: PEOPLE WHO SLEEP ARE FUCKING WEIRD!!
James who is hiding under Regulus's bed: *thoughtfully* I was a sock once
Barty & Evan: POTTER!??!?
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“Did you hear Frank Longbottom hooked up with Alice last week?”

James stood in an empty classroom’s door barely containing his laughter. Regulus, Barty, Evan, Dorcas and Pandora were gossiping so loud he heard them through the closed door while walking down a corridor. They were in so deep they hadn’t even noticed James walking in two minutes ago.

“What?”

“Yeah, apparently it happened at the Ravenclaw party last week.”

“But Alice? Seriou- James?

It was honestly hilarious how quickly the slytherins (and a ravenclaw) paled after realising he was there, listening. However, they had forgotten everyone in the castle is a gossip - James included.

Plus, he's a gryffindor, so he has a bit more information about the situation.

So James just pushed himself off of the doorframe and joined in: “Did you know they’re officially dating now?”

“They’re what?

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hello! Since you said you’re taking marauders fanart requests:

can you draw a fluffy dorlene one of them cuddling on a couch, or a really sad one of bartys reaction to regulus/evan’s death, or to both? If not it’s perfectly fine. have a great day/night and remember to take care of yourself!

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James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!
Regulus: oh finally!
James: huh?
*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*
Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.
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Regulus who does pottery (haha POTTERy) and makes trinkets for the people he loves

One of his love languages is gift giving bc he has a hard time expressing feelings. So he gives people heartfelt things

He made pandora a jewelry holder with a tree coming out of it to hang things on

He made remus a mug with 5 (wolf, dog, stag, rat, cat) animals under a full moon

He made his brother a little motorcycle to display

He made james and himself a coaster set with suns and stars for when they live together someday

He made Evan and barty some disturbing little clay creatures who look like fucked up taxidermied monsters

And just a bunch of other shit. He loves the arts and uses his skills to try and show people he loves them

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green - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 204 - TW: MCD

Barty's favorite color is black.

He loves it. His clothes are black, his nails are black, he jokes that his soul is black, though that's more to piss off his dad.

But he's never not liked it. The way it's just unapologetically there.

He's confident when people ask him, he doesn't need an explanation.

Until he meets Evan.

Then, it is harder to say what his favorite color is. Because suddenly, he has an obsession with green.

Not the green of grass- that's too bright. Nor is it the green of the apples that always sit on the table during meals at Hogwarts. It's not even Slytherin green, though he pretend it is for a while. It's paler, but deeper. More intense.

It's the green of Evan's eyes.

He can't admit it for years, he still insists that black is his favorite.

But when he's sixteen, and he finally pushes aside the fear and the self-loathing to admit his obsession is actually yearning, he meets those green eyes seconds before their lips touch in the most mind-blowing kiss he's ever experienced.

And he knows that green will forever be his favorite color.

Until a flash of green light takes Evan away from him forever.

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I think the reason why Evan and Barty aren’t toxic is because they are both insane, but they help build each other up and give each other advice. Like Barty is talking about how he wishes his father was dead and Evan is like, “Well kill him then? If you want something done you need to make it happen yourself.”

it’s a healthy relationship between two very unhealthy people.

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