hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.
evan: barty. get down.
evan: bartemius. off the table.
or
dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-
marlene: im sorry what