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I love the marauders era (specifically the skittles). I have watched a lot of TV shows. ISTJ.
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Remus, exhausted and not having slept a blink in a week due to the moon+exams, finally falling asleep with his head in Sirius' lap in the common room.

That night, not a peep was heard from the Gryffindor house.

Because absolutely no one had the nerve to even breathe a bit loudly when Sirius Black™ was glaring at them, eyes threatening murder if they woke Remus up, all the while gently carding his hand through Remus' curls and keeping him sufficiently warm & cuddled.

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Remus, exhausted and not having slept a blink in a week due to the moon+exams, finally falling asleep with his head in Sirius' lap in the common room.

That night, not a peep was heard from the Gryffindor house.

Because absolutely no one had the nerve to even breathe a bit loudly when Sirius Black™ was glaring at them, eyes threatening murder if they woke Remus up, all the while gently carding his hand through Remus' curls and keeping him sufficiently warm & cuddled.

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Evan: *pointedly looking at Barty* people who sleep with socks on make me worry
Barty: *glaring back* people who sleep without socks are not to be trusted
Regulus: PEOPLE WHO SLEEP ARE FUCKING WEIRD!!
James who is hiding under Regulus's bed: *thoughtfully* I was a sock once
Barty & Evan: POTTER!??!?
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James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!
Regulus: oh finally!
James: huh?
*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*
Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.
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starkayezer

"Once I took your medication to know what it's like, now I have to act like I can't read your mind"

except it's jarty/sunkiller (platonic or romantic)

like barty stole james' medication bc he was like oh, pills, I wanna do drugs or whatever, but then they actually help. like he feels better bc of it, and through that, he realises that what he feels is indeed not normal.

but he also realises James feels that way too, and he starts to understand him better. eventually, he maybe talks to him about it. they help each other because they're the only ones who understand how the other feels, and they bond over it.

:)

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junkiepunkie

Sirius: REGULUS BLACK!!!

Regulus: -oh shit

Sirius [storming in dragging James by the ear]: how the FUCK did James find out about me and the girl on the beach

Regulus [laughing hysterically]: what the one who asked if you wanted to go on a date and you threw a starfish at?!!

James [crying holding in laughter]: ….I messaged her…. She se- she sent him a howler

Regulus [straight cackling]: BRILLIANT!!!

Sirius [steam coming out ears]: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM!!?!?!

Regulus: what- I didn’t tell him!

Sirius: oh yeah? then who did?

[cut to a montage of the following]

Regulus: okay well, I told Remus

Remus: so naturally I had to tell lily

lily: oh come on Mary needed to know-

Mary: so I told Marlene

Marlene: and I tell Dorcas everything

Dorcas: I only told Pandora

Pandora: so that night I knew I had to tell Barty

Barty: I only told Evan

Evan: I swear to god Pete asked

Peter: ….shit was I not supposed to tell James

[cut to Sirius]

Sirius: THATS YOUR SECRET KEEPER?!?!!!

…..you bitches are so gonna die…

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junkiepunkie

Jily vs Jegulus

Jily…

Lily: I hate you.

James: I can change that

Jegulus…

Regulus: I hate you

James: oh do you now?

Jily…

Lily: oh dear god… I love you

James: told you so

Jegulus…

Regulus: oh dear god… I love you

James: we’ve been married for three years?!?

Both are good. Both are valid. Both are unique. Stop hating on people for shipping a gay couple. It’s giving homophobia.

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