02.06 | epidemiology
can't stop thinking abt this post from user @werewolfenthusiast
so all morning I have just been coming up with more and more examples I can't help it
"jeff's not a good person!! he literally describes himself as an 'exceptional narcissist'!!" yeah. this is nbc community. you know the bad person show
"britta's not a good person!! she says she's a feminist but she doesn't even vote!!" yeah. this is nbc community. you know the bad person show
"troy's not a good person!! look what he said about his best friend in pillows and blankets!!" yeah. this is nbc community. you know the bad person show
"abed's not a good person!! look what he said about his best friend in pillows and blankets!!" yeah. this is nbc community. yk the bad person show
"shirley's not a good person!! she tried to secretly baptize annie when she found out she was jewish!!" yeah. this is community. yk the bad person show
"pierce's not a good person!!"y. tinbcc. yktbps
"the dean's not a good person!! he's just a caricature of the predatory gay stereotype!!" y. tinbcc. yktbps
"señor chang's not a good person!! he's a power-hungry dictator who committed felony kidnapping!!" y. tinbcc. yktbps.
"hickey's not a good person!! he chained someone to a filing cabinet indefinitely over an accidental spill!!" y tinbcc yktbps
"duncan's not a good person!! he manipulated his therapeutic and personal relationships just to sleep with britta!!" y tinbcc yktbps
"frankie's not a good person!! she can't even help herself from being cruel to the dean when she tries to!!" ytinbccyktbps
"elroy's not a good person!! he made weird anatomically correct models of annie and britta!!" ytinbccyktbps
jeff winger the type of guy to be with his friends, having a few brewskis, laugh lightly, and say "i needed this."
troy the type of guy to call his friends and say "no you hang up!! stop!!" over and over until someone finally hangs up
annie the type of girl to say "no more nice annie" when she gets really mad
britta the type of girl to go up to a rabid dog and say "look at me. this isn't you. don't do this." and then get bitten, causing her to get rabies
abed the type of guy to walk away slowly with a polka dot bag on a stick and look sadly into the distance when he gets evicted
shirley the type of girl to play gta and stop at the red lights
the dean the type of guy to pick petals in a field and say "he loves me, he loves me not" about jeff
frankie the type of girl to say "good talk" when she says hi to someone on the street and they don't respond
chang the type of guy to say "you're about to get some knuckle sandwich" (probably 'knuckle changwich') in a fight and then get the shit beaten out of him
sometimes family isnt a mom, dad and a few kids. sometimes its a narcissistic ex lawyer, an annoying vegetarian anarchist, a divorced christian housewife obsessed with baking, the heir to a moist towelette empire, an overachieving goodie two shoes, a jock with untreated ADHD and an AV guy.
things the community movie should do
-respect shirley and give her some Actual Screentime
-do not put annie in any weird gross relationships
-give britta a break
Controversial Community Hot Takes:
- Peirce made the show funnier (even though I hate Chevy Chase)
- Annie and Jeff DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. he met her when she was a naive teenager.
- Abed and Troy have the best chemistry throughout the show (romantic or platonic)
- Yvette Nicole Brown's character Shirley deserved better!! They turned her into a hyper religious, manipulative, condescending person, which I think its super unfair.
- Abed isn't the only one with autistic traits!! In many ways everyone in the group displays similar traits, especially Britta and Troy :P
- Britta isn't a loser or a bad person, she just doesn't know how to do things properly or communicate her emotions and feelings because of her childhood trauma. She is a complex character that has been dumbed down into a caricature.
- Season 4 is incredibly witty and funny and creative, and is better than seasons 5-6 put together
- Chang is one of the best characters in the show. He ties the show together.
- Gilbert should have had more screentime!!!
Please do not attack or harrass me for any of my opinions, this is just for goofs and gaffs!
Day 4
Rip Troy barnes you would've loved being gay
rip jeff winger, you would've loved dad rock and putting women in situationships
rip britta, you would've loved adhd cleaning hacks and shopping on etsy
rip abed, you would've loved 123 movies and being nonbinary
rip troy, you would've loved parallel play and mobile games
rip annie you would've loved lesbianism and colorful planners
rip shirley, you would've loved putting bible verses in your instagram bio and live laugh love signs
rip pierce, you would've loved spreading misinformation and being rude to wait staff
rip dean pelton, you would've loved gender fluidity and tumblr kink blogs
rip ben chang, you would've loved schizoposting and stalking your ex wife on facebook
gonna get a fake ID, go to a bar, meet a guy, and then explain the entirety of community instead of sleeping with him because that is itself, TWO community references.
anyone else use sitcoms to learn about human interaction or is it jusy me and abed nadir
needed to make it sorry