Taash: having the single worst day of their entire life
Rook: Oh shit look at these sparkly booty shorts I just found in your exact size, you gotta try them on
All the other companions are going through the heaviest shit and then Davrin's like oh hey glad you stopped in, check out this cool model I made. Wanna take Assan for a hike and try shrooms?
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[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows Rosie Jones posing with a flexed arm, showing off a temporary tattoo on her biceps. A close-up shows that it's a heart with an arrow through it, along with the words "I KILLED A MAN". Greg Davies says, "Announcing you've murdered someone. Wow. That's quite badass." Rosie replies, "So the promise is, if you don't award me quite highly... I'll do it again." End ID.]
God poor Davrin, clocking back in at Weisshaupt with his situationship, who's actively looting the joint as it burns, and their dear friend Vincent Price.
The only plot hole I care about in The Substance is how the cleaner disappears after one scene. The lost comedy potential of some totally normal woman showing up once a week like huh. I guess the full French banquet in front of the tv is better than when her bathroom was full of construction debris.
Dorian is going to be livid when he finds out he got Solas's old haircut. It might actually kill him. What agent of the venatori infiltrated his salon.
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"i sure hope no elven deity breaks free from their prison in the fade and starts wreaking havoc on thedas"
the nefarious ghilan'nain:
This is not a drill Rook can have a tramp stamp god I love Dragon Age
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She solved that puzzle so fucking fast
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Channel Zero: No-End House
Jim definitely thinks Jade is gay and is going to have a full crashout if Julie ever tells him about bisexuality. Man's marriage is already in shambles and now his wife is besties with a lonely billionaire who's a shave and a mild sedative away from being the cutest boy in hell? Who shares Tabitha's twin passions of hallucinating and having perfect bone structure?
Shopping for clothes online removes the horrors of the dressing room so they have to confuse the experience with descriptions that suggest the person listing the item has never seen it or indeed any article of clothing.
Sleeveless jumpsuit with square neckline? Baby those are overalls.
The tragedy of Hellboy (2004) is that Hellboy was raised by a super-catholic and the FBI so he's threatened, romantically, by a clean-cut young man who befriends a goth girl and tells her that in a way, everyone feels like they have to hide. He could have had a gay bestie but Don't Ask Don't Tell got him cut from the sequel.
What deadbeat dad wrote this week's Ghosts
Victor barges in to trauma dump on his emotional support murderer and Sarah's just excited someone wants to hang out with her? Great duo, I hope they have shenanigans every week.
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FROM, 3x04 "There & Back Again"
One of those posters for what emotions look like but every square is a different time someone in The Terror realized he fucked up