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how is any of this considered blogging

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

First tweet: “I saw a piece of fabric? on the floor of my room so I went to pick it up but it was actually the moonlight that entered through the window lmao”

Quote RT: “1000 years ago this would have been a poem, not a tweet”

can’t believe I have to go to work under these conditions (sleepy)

I have evil furry convention plans.

Amy, the baby antelope.

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

November 15 2019 - Protesters in Chile take down a police drone using the concentrated power of around fifty lasers. [video]

workday doodles in november

Blackout Poem Made of Disability Benefits Applications and Denial Letters:

[Image ID: A blackout poem. The edges of the black are straight and rectilinear. I will indicate breaks in the line using the slash symbol /. Some of the excerpts include boxes where you could draw a check mark. I will indicate these by writing (box). The poem goes

Answer every question. / Please tell us if you want us to return them to you. / Select the heaviest weight lifted. / Using fingers to touch, / (Box) One hand (Box) Both hands / Using hands to seize, (Box) One hand (Box) Both hands / reduction / refusal / Termination / Penalty / You can give us more facts to add to your file. / You do not meet with the person who decides your case. / Notice of Decision — Unfavorable / Disabled worker’s name / Date given when disability began / Date of death. /end ID] 

The final three lines are from denial of benefits paperwork for workers who died before the end of the mandatory five month waiting period. How many of those deaths are connected to poverty? I don't know, but I can guess.

Mietin vieläki sitä ku mun isä sano et se hankkiutuu eroo yhest autost vasta ku siitä ruostuu pohja puhki

kyseinen auto täyttää ens vuonna 25 ja sen ekat ruostumisen merkit on katossa

Eli vielä ei hätää. Ensin saa kattoikkunan ja sit kehittyy trendikkääksi avoautoksi.

tällaista sanontaa en vielä ollut kuullutkaan

Sijoittaisin näihin epäröimättä.

maybe men should be on tiktok