Anyone else think that Johnny Cage and Kung Lao are going to be the least normal acting when they get their hands on your tit's or ass? Slapping like they are drums or fondling them like they are gear shifts on a sports car, motorboating them...
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brb gonna fucking evaporate.
he really has that effect on people 😔 im literally a puddle rn
He's the kind of man I'd cook for and spoil. My love language is food and act of service. I'd be almost living in the kitchen if I love someone.
blue-velvet-valentina reblogged
yippeee :3
I mean... yeah.
It's Kung Lao I have to watch out for... Fucking Pervert.
I'm kidding he's safe too. Can't talk crap about Mr. Bunny Britches.
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What if Kung Lao pulls a Giant Flemish Rabbit out of his hat?
See as how much he loves rabbits, he'd die a happy man to have one of these chunky boys. Although, he would love to have the mega-fauna version of the rabbit: