Lost in Wonderland

Is it just me, or does Gale have a very slight left lazy eye? Is it just how he's always angled a bit? Part of me wishes he does so I don't feel weird for having a right lazy eye when I'm tired or light is too bright or dim.

Gale would really love popcorn.

Hey, we should wear that pheromone perfume, spraying it all over our bodies and walk and frolic around at night to see if we can find us some new "friends" to play with.

I wonder who can handle a Healthcare worker as a relationship. The gross stories, the working so many hours, the emotional labor they are reeling from, the facenation with anything biology related...

God, I need to be bred like a pedigree animal by a guy who will do it dressed up as a fictional character and in character... or have the real thing just pop in my life like a fanfic.

A girl can only dream...

Well I burned my belly again while boiling water again?!? Using the trauma for a fic I guess... but which love interest will have to patch her up?

Good morning everyone, another thought experiment:

While I'm writing again, should I also go over who can defeat Titan Havik in a fight? Like in a realistic sense of their abilities and their trump cards.

I had a weird thought in my head about BG3. The tadpoles may be scary and all, but I don't think they would successfully take over this planet for a few reasons:

Hear me out BG3 or DA fans:

A character who always befriends the local chickens, ducks, geese, emus, ect just as many birds.

When the final villian has you and your party against the wall, when all hope is lost, when Gale is about to blow himself up...

*ride of the valkeries intensifies*

BBEG: "why do I hear boss music?"

*a black flapping swarm of every bird in existence with emus, ostriches, and Cassowary leading the charge.*

Random imagines and headcannons BG3 edition:

Funny idea:

Astarion and Dio in the modern age going back to law school and being eachother's rivals.