BluePeach

I’m ✨back✨

EvenThoughYouDontDeserveMe

The accuracy

This is a valid character choice for Theseus.

John mulaney if he actually used his English degree for classic literature

I had this one guy call for me and tells me “I love you” while I’m just about to sneeze so I make a funny face... and laughs with his friend...

I feel so embarrassed and I think to myself “how DARE you try to mess with my emotions!!”

he told me he loved me during our last class...so when the bell rung so we could go to our lockers...he left his binder on his desk....

That binder has his notes from all the classes, all his homework and project papers that are due, and all his school supplies...

I took that binder and hid it between my binder and my chest...

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Causally walked to a different hallway and THREW IT IN THE RECYCLE BIN (I wanted to be environmentally healthy as I cast out my revenge plot)

When he came back for his locker.....he saw his stuff was missing....

He blamed his guy friend...not the girl he just insulted...

He got so nervous he went to the teacher....because his whole school life was in that binder....

The bell ring for us to head to the buses and at this point his face was pale as a ghost....

As I walk towards the buses, I felt mercy on him, so I turned around and walked straight up to him and the teacher and said “I think I saw your stuff in the recycling bin in the next hall way!” With the CUTEST smile I could MUSTER and walked away....

Edit: Later down in the future, me and him end up going to the same early college high school program....so he and I both know I could’ve really screwed with his future if I didn’t show mercy that day....

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Honestly with these type of girls I could just not give them a reaction cause that’s what they’re looking for.

I had this one girl yell in my face while I was sleeping and all I did was open my eyes.... yet the girl group was laughing their heads off... so I just said “you had nice hair” or some other compliment justs to confuse them, cause...

I know they want me to respond with anger, they want a reaction, I won’t.

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

For the love of god turn the sound on. 😂

(also stay home pls)

Ages 25, 23, 21, 19 and 17: Still have a sleepover and make our dad read to us.

the way they slowly scoot over 😂😭

Incredible

“Ping pong can get intense sometimes”

I posted this on my tiktok but if some of you have been following me for a while, you may recognize some of these pictures of Neo as a baby when I first posted them :)

Neo is so fluffy....... a big floof