More Noir and Peni Because Yes

He’d die for that child
And when I say die, I mean it
Once, they were stuck in his world
He’d been shot
“Noir. Can you get up?!” “Yeah, Yeah.. just resting kiddo. Don’t worry.”
No, he can’t.
But Spider-Man always gets up, right?
A couple guys approach
Peni doesn’t have SP/DR and so she’s just this tiny ball of rage
“Leave. Him. Alone.”
They think it’s hilarious.
Noir is almost completely passed out but he hears that and he’s just like
“If I go down, it’s protecting her. No buts.” So he pushed himself to stand. Takes a few more punches. But he manages to take them out.
It’s snowing
He’s laying back down again
“Noir-.. please get up. Your apartment is really close and I want hot chocolate because it’s cold-“
He shrugs his coat off and gives it to her before pushing himself to his knees
Cold air = cold Peni. And her needs go before his. So he sucks it up and limps to his apartment with her
There’s a trail of blood
Peni’s panicking
She turns his coffee maker into some inter-dimensional gadget to contact Beter
Noir is going for his bathroom because that’s where his bandages are
But wait
She wanted hot chocolate
He has to do that
So he turns to go to his kitchen
She tells him to stay active so he doesn’t fall asleep
He ends up being fine.. but it was about the scariest thing that happened to Peni other than losing her father

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More Spider-Man Noir HCs because yes

Is very particular about hats
Everyone learns this the hard way
Baseball cap? Nope. Sock hat? NO. Fedora? … depends.
Also very particular about the fabrics he wears
He hates anything that feels velvety
And nobody will ever catch him in jeans
He’s very blind (as stated in one of my earlier headcanon lists)
The kids use this to their advantage
Also as he is a heavy sleeper and it takes him forever to wake up
Miles: *blasts an air horn in Noir’s ear*
Noir: *still snoring*
Doesn’t understand the concept of ROYGBIV
“Roy G Biv more like-… uh.. yeah, I’ve got nothing. What’s the R for again?” “Red.” “…. o k a y.”
They also show him the advanced Rubik’s cubes and he nearly has a stroke because it took him forever to figure the NORMAL one out and there are ones with SO MANY LITTLE PIECES
Gwen makes fun of his glasses because they’re round
Peni called him Harry Potter for a while but he was so confused that she stopped
He’s confused a lot honestly
Once fought a pigeon over a piece of bread
The pigeon won