Prediction of beaks in the shell

i watched rio for the first time in years after seeing it circulate tik tok via hawks edits, and i might have to write some sort of fic with hawks.

tell me this isnt hawks trying to show tokoyami how to approach his crush 👁👄👁

Tokoyami

been howling at these for half an hour

OH man…. 

One I have never recovered from - 

At a nightclub with friends. A guy standing with his back to me, I would have bet good money it was my friend Rob. Same height, build, hair, CLOTHES…

So being the snarky ass I am, I snuck up behind him and slapped his ass so hard, it would leave a mark. (its a weird thing we have, don’t judge)

He turned around and I’m  — Yeah, you’re not him. 

Without missing a beat, he says “Usually, I would buy a girl a drink before ever expecting a slap on the ass.”

I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. 

I feel the cringeeee

That One Time I Broke My Nose | BHNA Shitpost/ Eijiro Kirishima X Reader

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*This is a true story*

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“Truth or Dare, Y/n!?” Ashido yelled from across the circle that the class formed.

“Truth.” You crossed your arms and gave a small smirk.

“Man… You’re no fun!”

“Just ask me a question!”

“Fine! Tell us your most embarrassing story!”

Kirishima, your boyfriend, pulled you into his side since he sat next to you.

“Yeah, what is your most embarrassing story?” He gave you a childish grin. He had a feeling he would tease you with this story for a while.

“Hmmm… well… When I was six, I always went to a friend of my moms’ house. He had a big dog named, Duke. One time when I was over, I was sitting on the floor while Duke was running around the house. I was right in front of the couch, and Duke went to jump up on it, but when he did…. he back up on my face really quickly… breaking my nose.”

“PFFT HAHA!! SERIOUSLY!? YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE ON A DOG’S BUTT!?”

You giggled and nodded your head.

“It was quite the ER trip.”

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“But Mayor, you can’t build that there!”