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Dialogue Prompt List One
Hey! I had a whole bunch of funny prompts that I have written down over the years from other sites and stuff, so I thought I would compile them all into one post. If you like any of them, request them (max. of two) with a favourite character and maybe a genre you want it written in. I thought this would be something fun to do as I have a bit of free time on my hands and I want to practice writing some short scenarios! Have fun and I love you guys. Feel free to repost <3 None of these prompts belong to me originally except for, like, one. Tumblr messes up the nice formatting I did on the computer so I had to fix it for mobile🙃 Now it doesn’t look like I wanted it to :(
- “All I know is, one of us is right, the other one is you.”
- “You did what?” “It wasn’t as bad as last time, I swear.”
- “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
- “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”
- “Remove your hand or I will rip it off and beat you to death with it.”
- “Ohh, so you think I’m cute when I’m angry? Well, get ready because I’m about to be gorgeous!”
- “I’m going into the woods to scream for a bit, anybody wanna come with?”
- “I am either going out for ice cream, or to commit a heinous crime. I’ll decide in the car.”
- “So… I’ve just realised… that I’ve been shot.”
- “I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have to be nice anymore.”
- “I don’t care if you are panicking - just… do it quietly.”
- “Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”
- “Yeah, I have a plan.” “Is it a good one?” “I have a plan.”
- “There are at least seventeen ways this could have gone better. Literally. Like, I’m counting them right now, you moron.”
- “I have to go… iron… my cat.”
- “You gotta stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”
- “Your existence gives ma a headache, go stand over there.”
- “You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.”
- “Everything here can kill you, but I can do it the most efficiently.”
- “look at you, sacrificing yourself for others! When did you get a heart? I had thought you lost your moral code.”
- “Oh my God. You’re in love!”
- “Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.”
- “If you don’t terrify people a little bi then what’s the point?”
- “Is this coffee bitter?” “No, it must be you.”
- “Wow, can we just pretend, for one second, that you’re not a complete douchebag.”
- “You’re weird.” “Sorry.” “No, that was a compliment.”
- “I will be the first to tell you that I am a terrible liar.”
- “underestimate me. That’ll be fun.”
- “I am not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to this family brunch.”
- “I know that I just spit blood all over you, and this is probably the wrong time, but I kind of like you.”
- “Why are you such an ass?” “Everyone has to excel at something, right?”
- “Did I ever tell you about the time I started a cult?”
- You’re judging me.”“It’s what I do - it’s a hobby of mine.”
- “Was that supposed to hurt?”
- “Well, the best of the best weren’t available… so we got the best of the mediocre.”
- “Give me the books!” “Only if you promise not to kill anyone with them.”
- “Here, hold my dignity… I’ve got some sketchy shit to do.”
- “What I lack in common sense, I make up for in sarcasm.”
- “…on the bright side I am not addicted to cocaine.”
- “I’ve found puddles deeper than you.”
- “Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch black?”
- “Okay, listen, I’m not saying that I’m awesome and that you should definitely love me, but… yes, that’s exactly what I am saying.”
- “You know I love you right?” “Yes.” “Okay, well since I love you, I want to tell you how much of a dumb ass you are being.”
- “Fuck! I was so smart five minutes ago! What happened?”
- “What happened to your face?” “Beauty.”
- “You make me nauseous.” “It’s called love. You’ll get over it.”
- “I’m not playing hard to get, I literally hate you.”
- “How do you want your coffee?” “Like my sense of humour.” “Tasteless?”
- “You shake when you get angry.” “I do not!” “You’re like an angry lil’ chihuahua.”
- “Oh God, are those abs real? Can I touch?” “I don’t know. I feel objectified now.”
- “Your self help group is turning into a cult.”
- “I could run a marathon. Right now. I’ll do it.” “It’s literally 2 am.” “I peak at 2 am, you should know this.”
- “If there’s anything I’ve managed to do pretty well in my life, so far it’s not die. So we’re off to a good start on that one.”
- “I’m naked and afraid!” “I’m clothed and traumatised!”
- “Can someone explain to me, in small words, why I’m being assigned to this mission?”
- “Are you there?” “Physically, yes. Mentally is debatable.”
- “Why aren’t you dating him?” “Because I’d destroy him.” “He’d been into that!”
- “How are you feeling?” “Well, my eyebrows don’t hurt.”
- “If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.”
- “My grandma is a badass. She can break a man’s nose in a single blow AND she knits dope-ass sweaters!”
- “Why does everyone fear you?” “Because I can do things they can’t.” “Like?” “Mind my own business, for one.”
- “Damn it, why aren’t you obeying the laws of physics?”
- “All that blood looks good on you. It really brings out your eyes!”
- “It’s no surprise to me that things have turned out this way.”
- “How was I supposed to know you were telling the truth when you said that danger was your middle name?”
- “That’s not exactly a good coping method.”
- “She is the embodiment of snorting chlorine and then drowning yourself in a pool.” (This one is mine and its about a teacher I use to have)
- “I’m bitter and complicated.It’s one of my charms.” “I don’t think you know what that word means. Or how to count.”
- “You scared me!” “Well, I am naturally terrifying.”
- “Are you decent?” “Not morally, but I am wearing pants, if that’s what you’re asking.”