been howling at these for half an hour
baepsyche
OH man….
One I have never recovered from -
At a nightclub with friends. A guy standing with his back to me, I would have bet good money it was my friend Rob. Same height, build, hair, CLOTHES…
So being the snarky ass I am, I snuck up behind him and slapped his ass so hard, it would leave a mark. (its a weird thing we have, don’t judge)
He turned around and I’m — Yeah, you’re not him.
Without missing a beat, he says “Usually, I would buy a girl a drink before ever expecting a slap on the ass.”
I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
I feel the cringeeee
