• Ok so I have two olders brothers and when I say they have done some stupid stuff as kids I mean it.
• Let’s start with a banger! Throwing rocks at eachothers heads :D
• I can see this starting with Atsumu and Osamu getting into a petty fight little kids get into. Like maybe Atsumu took one of Osamu’s toys

“Give it back Tsumu! It’s mine!”

“No! Ya play with it all the time it’s my turn! Mom says we have to shArE with each other!”

• Osamu wouldn’t really know what else to do other than pick up a rock and threaten his brother with it bc goddamit he is going to get his fox plushy back!! >:((

“ If ya don’t give me foxy back right now I’ll throw this at ya!!”

“ I’d like to see ya try with those noodle arms of yers!”

• Osamu just chucks the rock at full force and hits Atsumu in the back of the head
• Atsumu just kinda reaches up to rub his head in shock bc he honestly didn’t expect Osamu to throw the rock and wtf that actually kinda hurt??
• But now lil Tsumu is PISSED and going to beat up his brother
• Atsumu drops the fox plush and grabs the first few rocks he sees on the ground and goes HaM
• Like I’m talking one rock after the other straight at poor baby Samu’s face
• But Osamu doesn’t back down bc Atsumu is returning the shots so this has become a full on WAR
• These two won’t let each other BREATHE OMG
• They 100% forgot about the fox plush bc they are so focused on pummeling the other with rocks
• Their mom finds them eventually and they get put in time out
• The fox plush is also put on a high shelf in their room and no one is allowed to play with it till they apologize to eachother
• So that means the plush probably stays there until one of them somehow gets it down by themselves
• Totally wasn’t by throwing balled up socks at it till it fell off the shelf  

part 2 is here  :)

Here’s part 1

• Aw shit, here we go again
• Ok I’m trying to think of a good story give me a sec
• OK I GOT ONE!
• So the twins obviously fight a lot, that’s just their thing ™
• And sometimes these fights get a tiny bit out of hand
• I’m gonna say they are pre teen when this happens, so think like 10
• So the boys got into an argument about god knows what and just start throwing punches
• Their mom is so over it, like she’s had such a long day and is trying to make dinner
• She just storms out of the kitchen and into their room

“ IF YOU TWO ARE GOING TO ROUGH HOUSE, YOU DO IT OUTSIDE AND NOT IN MY HOME!!”

• They kinda just stop fighting and stare at her for a few seconds bc mom’s scary
• They do end up going outside bc hey, she didn’t tell us to stop
• So they go out to their backyard and start destroying each other again
• Their house has a lil porch in the back that has two beams holding up a lil roof that extends out from the house
• That makes sense right? Like you get what I’m going for?
• Anyways, Atsumu decides he is going to swing around one of the beams so he can kick his brother with more force
• Makes sense but still a really dumb idea
• So Atsumu swings around the beam and is fully prepared to kick Osamu, but Osamu has a brain and just… Ya know dodges Atsumu completely
• Atsumu ends up falling flAt on his face and his nose starts bleeding

“ WHAT THE HELL OSAMU! WHY DID'JYA MOVE?!”

“WHAT D'YA MEAN WHY DID I MOVE? YOU WERE GONNA KICK ME!!”

“ WELL NOW ITS YER FAULT THAT MY NOSE IS BLEEDING!”

“ IT WOULDN’T BE BLEEDING IF YA DIDN’T SWING AROUND A BEAM LIKE A DUMBASS!”

“ IT WOULDN’T BE BLEEDING IF YA JUST LET ME KICK YA IN THE FACE!”

• Their mom comes out and she’s about to go fULL mom mode on them, but ya know one of her babies are bleeding so she’s more worried than angry now
• Even when the twins get older they still argue about who’s fault it is

Characters: Atsumu, Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima 

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• screams
• Literal screams 
• Like, just a ton of screaming in general from this owl
• So you’ve absolutely perfected the shut-Bokuto-up-with-kisses technique 
• The first time it happens is when he watches Hinata at a game
• “Y/N, DID YOU SEE THAT?" 
• He’s still screaming for his son when the next play begins, and you see the ref shoot him the evil eye
• "Kou-”
• “MAN, I’M SO EXCITED I COULD JUST FEEL THE STING OF THE SPIKE RIGHT NOW-”
• “KOU!”
• You squish his face in both hands and give him a kiss
• He forgets to close his eyes when you kiss him
• Literally keeps spouting words when the two of you pull back
• So you just have to keep kissing him 
• “Why can’t you just be quiet, oh my gosh”
• “You keep rewarding me with kisses, so I’ll keep being loud!”

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• You and the twins decided to go hang out over the weekend
• When you arrive, the twins are arguing 
• what’s new
• You find them wearing identical clothes, bickering over who’s allowed to wear the outfit 
• “I put this on first”
• “You always steal my clothes, take it off now”
• “You’re such a pig, seeing you makes me want to die" 
• "Stop being a fucking dick, you useless piece of garbage" 
• Atsumu’s fuming at this point
• Neither of them realizes you’ve entered the room
• "Shut the fuck up or I’ll shut you the fuck up" 
• "Oh yeah? I fuckin dare you, come at me ya fucker-"   
• Before Atsumu can get any closer to his twin, you yank the front of his shirt and pull him down to meet your lips
• Atsumu’s eyes flicker closed, registering the sudden presence of your mouth on his 
• All else is forgotten as he pulls you in by the waist and deepens the kiss
• Osamu rolls his eyes, disgusted but anger deflating
• "That’s not how I was gonna shut him up at all" 
• "Tsumu, go change”
• “Only if I get more kisses”

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• You meet him after practice and instantly know something is different
• He’s glowing 
• Like full-blown shining eyes and flushed cheeks 
• “Y/n-chan”
• Nishinoya grabs a hold of your shoulders, tears practically overflowing
• “I-I’ve peaked in life" 
• "What-" 
• "TSUKKI CALLED ME SENPAI, Y/N! LIKE ACTUALLY CALLED ME SENPAI, NOT IN THAT SNARKY TWO-FACED VOICE HE ALWAYS USES. SENPAI IN A RESPECTFUL, KOUHAI MANNER; I REALLY THINK I’VE GOTTEN TO HIM YOU KNOW? HE’S FINALLY COMING AROUND TO THE WAYS OF ROLLING THUNDER-”
• You grab his face with both hands and kiss him chastely
• Clams up instantly
• Once you pull back, you laugh at the sight of him - he’s even more shell-shocked than before
• “I can call you senpai, too,” you say, winking 
• Congratulations, you’ve just broken Nishinoya Yuu

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• “Babe. Babe. Babe.”
• “Yuuji, shut up”
• The two of you are at the library
• Your face is stuffed between books, practically pulling your hair out at Terushima’s incessant begging
• He tips his chair backwards, balancing a pencil on his lip 
• “Y/n pleaseeeee let me take you out on a date this weekend. It’ll be super fun! We can get ice cream and watch a movie and-”
• “No. I need to study.”
• “But don’t you like me…there’s a reason you’re dating me, right? Not just cuz I’m hot, but I know I’m hot so that might be part of it…but I’m also super fun so-”
• You slam your palm down on your books, causing Terushima to tip back in place in surprise
• “Are you-”
• You brace both hands on his chair and smash your lips to his
• He pushes you towards him, making you drop in his lap as his tongue runs over your bottom lip 
• Definitely turns into a hot makeout session 
• Definitely get kicked out of the library 
• “…so that’s a yes, right?”
• “…maybe”

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Babies with dyed hair  

Characters: Atsumu, Osamu, Nishinoya, Kenma

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• “Baby my roots are showing again, so embarrassing" 
• "Doesn’t matter, you’ll always be my favorite pisshead~”
• “BABY" 
• So first he has to wet his hair 
• Atsumu uses this as an excuse to get in the shower with you
• When you finally get out, him shirtless and you in his shirt, the two of you sit on his mattress
• Brushing his hair straight, you run your hands through his short locks 
• Atsumu is a loud lover and will groan in appreciation when you massage the dye into his head
• After wrapping his head in a plastic bag, you tease him 
• "My sexy bald old man" 
• "Didn’t Osamu used to try to suffocate you with grocery bags" 
• If he’s not feeling super testosterone-driven, the second shower is like bathing a dog
• He playfully presses kisses on your collarbone, making you squeal 
• "Oh my god, I’m going to get shampoo in your eyes!”
• With his hair wet and newly dyed, he shakes his head all over and runs a hand through it, shooting you a wink 
• “I’m finally hot again”
• “Yeah you look like Osamu <3”
• “…BABE" 

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• "Samu, your roots are showing now,” you notice one day when his head is in your lap
• He nods and the two of you get to work, mixing and testing 
• You methodically rub the dye in 
• You know Osamu is satisfied when his breathing slows, small puffs coming out of his nose
• It makes your heart so soft, hearing this grown man falling apart in your arms
• Osamu likes to braid your hair in return while waiting for his own to finish 
• His touch is slow and steady 
• Honestly makes you moan
• Originally, the braids came out sloppy and lopsided
• Now, he’s an expert French braids, plaited braids, fishtail braids, waterfall braids 
• The two of you sit cross-legged on his bathroom counter, your eyes flitting to watch his mouth wrap around your bobby pins  
• After you’ve washed Osamu’s hair in the sink and are in the process of drying it, you twist strands of his hair into little braids as well 
• They all stick out haphazardly and in random directions
• You giggle as you look in the mirror at your guys’ reflection, snapping pictures of your matching hairstyles 
• He hugs you from behind, nuzzling your neck and tickling your face with his mini braids
• “Can I stay like this forever" 
• "Sweetie, you’ll starve" 
• "Oh we can’t have that" 

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• Nishinoya’s hair does not take long to dye 
• No, it’s the gelling that takes time
• It’s the morning after your first overnight stay together
• The two of you don’t stop clinging to each other in bed 
• But then Nishinoya starts to get hungry so the two of you get ready in his bathroom 
• You clump his hair into random tufts 
• The two of you burst into laughter 
• You run your hands through his hair
• He’s just leaning into your touch, lips curved and eyes closed 
• Your first try makes him look like a Goku-wannabe 
• Sighing in dismay, you shake your head while Nishinoya laughs at his own reflection 
• "I’m ready for my hype anime theme song and sad back story!!”
• “Oh shut up, I tried”
• So he teaches you how to gel his hair 
• Nishinoya places his hands over yours
• makes you blush in surprise
• His touch is firm yet gentle as he extends your fingers in the right motions 
• Your focus completely shatters when Nishinoya’s tongue suddenly darts out and runs over your finger
• “You taste good" 
• "Yuu, that’s literally hair gel!??!!”

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• Kenma’s popularity on YouTube suddenly skyrocketed even higher 
• Because of you 
• During a live stream, he games and you try different hairstyles with his shoulder-length hair 
• Buns, pigtails, space buns 
• Kenma is prettier than a girl, honestly 
• “Okay, I’m going to need an assist…using a buff to up the power stats" 
• Then there’s you in the background, humming and gleefully brushing his hair 
• So now Kenma has random fangirls/boys as well as gamer subscribers 
• Literal riots in his comment sections for him to do a full video with you
• When the full video happens, the two of you wear face masks during the whole endeavor 
• "Y/n is cutting my hair today" 
• Deep sigh
• You giggle
• "Baby, it’s about time - your hair is getting so long" 
• You’re so extra about the whole thing, squinting an eye and measuring his hair with a pencil like an artist 
• "Today we’ll be taking off split ends and doing some layers to add volume" 
• "Y/n, just do it" 
• When you finish, Kenma is actually quite impressed 
• "Thank you, Y/n" 
• He presses a chaste kiss on your cheek, a small smile spreading on his face 
• "You’re making that face you make when you watch Hinata play"