cause honestly men need to be humbled sometimes 🤢✋🏼
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Kuroo tries to pay for everything with a coupon, which wouldn’t be so bad if his coupons weren’t expired half the time, and he insists on fighting with the cashier about how “coupons shouldn’t expire”. Bro, people are staring.
Tsukishima never moisturizes. It’s like he purposely avoids lotion; his skin is drier than the Sahara desert, his hands feel like sandpaper, and the crust around his lips literally make his mouth look like a butthole.
Akaashi is a mansplainer. Like, if you’re the captain of the girls volleyball team, he’ll say something like “Bokuto-san was hitting some excellent line shots today. Oh, by the way, line shots are —“ just hold your hand up. You don’t need this shit.
Bokuto always has a ring of Gatorade around his lips?? And you know what flavor he had during practice depending on the corresponding color. He drinks red and orange Gatorade the most.
Iwaizumi doesn’t take care of his nails? They’re always chipped and misshapen, and sometimes you can see a layer of dirt underneath the nail bed pls. He forgets to cut them and he accidentally scratches you sometimes and honestly you fear you’ve contracted some disease
Atsumu tries to slide in your DMs with a “hey queeen 🤪👑” or comments on your shit with “damn sis ok, work it 💯” in order to seem less threatening. Like, dude. Please. Leave it for the girls and the gays. (Unless ...)
Oikawa can’t stop doing finger guns. Every picture, finger guns. If he’s eating something good, finger guns. He says a funny joke, finger guns. His whole personality became finger guns.
Hinata runs up the stairs on all fours. He says you get up faster that way but yoU DONT , YOU JUST LOOK PSYCHOTIC
Kageyama texts like a five year old, literally spelling mistakes so bad that not even autocorrect can figure out what the hell he’s trying to say. “Wud u dnig tngt” im sorry, what? Are you having a stroke?
Osamu never wears pants that fit him properly, so whenever he bends over to pick something up, you can see a little bit of his butt crack. It’s dehumanizing and unattractive ok.
Ok but I agree with Hinata XD