#bakugou x short reader – @blue-peach14 on Tumblr

Anonymous asked:

Hi! I’m not sure if your ask box is still open or not, but I was wondering if I could make a request. I would appreciate if you wrote a head canon with Kaminari, Bakugou, and Kirishima with a girlfriend that pulled a prank on them. There’s a TicTock prank going around where girls would record their boyfriend’s reaction to a fake audio of a guy face timing them saying, “Ah Shottie is your boyfriend still around?”. I just thought it would be hilarious to see their reaction.

suckersuki-deactivated20210430 answered:

IM SNORTING THIS IS GREAT THANK U NONNIE

BAKUGOU...

( i couldn't find a header of him like a normal human being smiling so heres his demon smile )
as soon as he hears the facetime sound he's already suspicious
because its twelve at night who the FUCK is calling his s/o at these ungodly hours of the night
pulling up the tictok you already see his eyes on you and decide its showtime
you're biting back a smile and his ears perk up at
"aye shortie, ya mans around?"
HE LUNGES AT YOU
thankfully you turn off your phone but your just laughing at this point
(this mf is so jealous oh my gosh)
you two are wrestling for your phone at this point
and you. are. losing.
you end up underneath him and this mf SITS ON YOU
"who the fuck was that?! tell me right now if you like oxygen, y/n!"
"katsukiiiii get off! you're so heavy what the hell... *gasp* YOU'RE NOT GONNA FART ON ME ARE YOU?"
he gets mad at that reply and decides to do the next best ~~worse~~ thing
he starts tickling you
not like the playful little feet tickle
this gremlin is DIGGING HIS FINGERS INTO YOUR SIDES, ARMPITS, STOMACH, ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU TALK
"I'M GONNA PEE!! STOOOOOOPP!"
"tell me who it was then, dumbass!"
you finally yield and tell him that it was a prank
you expect him to be a mad, grumpy mess for the rest of the night but he cracks a smile
then a snort
then a full out ~~ugly~~ laugh
listen its canon whenever someone does some dumb shit that baku covers his mouth to laugh like the cutie he is
"you-you were gonna piss yourself!"
"alright, hardy har har, get off me before i pass out."
"no but for real, do some dumb shit like that again and your phones getting blown up. period."
~~BKG SAYING PERIOD DJJD PLSSS-~~

KIRISHIMA...

okay so listen
its not that kiri's clueless
he just trusts you
so once he hears
"hey sweet cheeks, your boyfriend around?"
he's like 👀👀👀
but he won't sit on you like bakugou he'll just
stare
you're lucky that the tic tok goes on after that and you have a fake conversation before 'ending the call'
"so babe... what was that?"
"oh uhm, it was nothing."
"nothing, huh?"
"yep."
"oooookay."
its silent but he pulls you into his lap and you two just sit there for a moment
then all of a sudden
CHOMP
yes he just bit your shoulder what about it
"kiri! what the hell was that!"
"that? oh it was nothing."
"seems to me like you just took a bite out of my arm!"
"well you're mine! does it matter?!"
that earns him a slap across the head but afterwards you both laugh until your sides are hurting
"you...you fucking -wheeze- bit me!"
"who- who was th-ahahahHA!- that? they sounded like-like mineta!"
you absolutely 100% HAVE TO reassure him that he's the only one for you bc baby gets nervous🥺
but it turns into an inside joke
kiri can just walk by you and go "chomp."
YOU'LL DIE
lets just say quarantine is getting the best ~~worst~~ of you two

KAMINARI...

oof he is definitely the most clingy out of the other two
so good luck trying to find an opening to pull up the tiktok
bc he's always hugging you absentmindedly or you're sitting in his lap
but you see an opportunity when his head is laying on your thighs and you scroll to the tiktok with your phone covering your smile
"aye, baby. your boyfriends not around, is he?"
denki blinks once, then twice and then he smiles
"oh yeah, man! i'm here! whats up?"
IM CRYING
poor pikachu boy thought it was just one of your friends calling for him
he's a bit confused but he's got heart.
you're practically rolling on the floor in laughter and he's just
*confused pikachu face*
once you properly explain it to him he goes from 😮 to 😏
"so you were trying to make me jealous, huh? well let me tell you, its not gonna wor-"
*ding*
denki is the first one to your phone, throwing himself off of your bed to look at who was texting you
"oh thank god, its just shinsou."
"yep. so what was that about not being jealous?"
"i told you, i'm not the jealous type cutie! you're just gonna have to try harder....wait...what are you doing texting shinsou?!"
he really isn't the jealous type at all hehe

this rly blew up omg im so happy 🥺