i will say that one of the funniest parts of a avengers endgame is how literally everyone else fucked up in one way or another when trying to get the infinity stones from the alternate timelines but rhodey just. did it. and it went off without a hitch. everyone else is getting captured or dropping the ball or having emotional closure with dead parents. but rhodey just comes back like "yeah i got the stone. no i didn't try to murder my past self wtf. why do you guys make everything so difficult?"
Proving once again that Rhodey is literally the only Avenger with his shit together
He even got in some light roasting of past Quill and emotionally supported Nebula while easily getting the Stone
Okay, that was pretty tight
“Why are you hungry didnt you JUST eat?”
Avengers, but Steve is trying to get everyone to eat healthier
The only valid marvel post
rewatched im2 and was rlly enjoying the pre-confession pepperony so
You had fun? It was fun.
I have a lot of mixed feelings about Endgame but I unequivocally loved this scene. Because Tony’s not treating this as a joke. Nebula has zero context for competition for the sake of fun. She has never handled competition with no stakes, she’s clearly taking this way too seriously. And Tony recognizes this, and he’s not mocking, he’s not telling her she’s doing it wrong by not relaxing. He’s letting her find her feet, affirming her successes, congratulaing her when she wins. Yeah, Tony can be a dick, but here, as in so many other moments, we see him reaching out.
I like this scene too, especially because Tony, who is not exactly the world’s most laid-back competitor, 100% let her win. He flubbed the second punt to give her a chance to win and played it totally straight. Not only because it’s obviously important to her but also because it’s just…more fun if the kid wins.
While I had mixed feelings this is one of the scenes that I want to bundle up in a blanket and keep safe forever.
Tony is like a Gordon Ramsay of the heros; He’s a dick to everyone who thinks that they’re competent but aren’t and he is the softest to those who need it and who are trying their best.
But honestly, Tony actually being still alive and giving zero fucks would be so hilarious
- Him showing up at random in other Marvel movies, preferably just walking by with a starbucks cup
- Ignoring all the news, because duh, he saved the fucking universe and now he has to get his daughter to school, so no privat home address for terrorists anymore
- Like, literally no one knows that he’s still alive, except of course for the entire Ironfam and Stephen, who saw this whole mess anyway (and it’s good that way, because let’s be real, Tony wouldn’t be able to rest if the world knew he’s still alive)
- Wong talking to Stephen about Tony’s sacrifice and so on, Stephen just nods, is all like yeah, he’s a real hero and our savior. Next day, he gets a coffee with Tony and calls him a douchebag
- Rhodey probably throwing himself off a bridge, because Tony can’t shut the fuck up that he saved the universe and killed Thanos army. Twice
- Pepper using the same explanation whenever Tony starts whining about a minor inconvenience
- “You survived the power of six Infinity Stones, will you stop crying over a freaking paper cut?”
- Harley and Peter being manipulative bitches and crying in public to make this entire story more believable
- “That dude over there looks like Tony Stark-”
- “That guy? Hah, as if, Tony Stark was way more handsome.”
- Tony going to Vormir and explaining the entire deal with the soul stone to Red Skull for two (2) seconds and annoys him so much that Nat can leave the Soul World again
- Them arguing about who’s sacrifice was more important
- “Without me dying you couldn’t have snapped Thanos away.”
- “Yeah but at least I snapped him away, you were just chilling somewhere in the Snowy Mountains.”
- Pepper telling the world that Tony is Morgan’s bodyguard or some shit and someone writing an article about how that bodyguard could be Bucky Barnes, since he also has a metal arm
- Bucky reading the article and being hella confused
But most importantly: On a warm summer evening, Tony, Pepper and Morgan organize a barbecue in their garden, next to their lake. Peter and Harley coming over and all of them making smores. Rhodey joins them later on, Happy too. Everything is fine as it should be.
What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
Okay but Sebastian’s face in the last gif is sending meeeee. He looks like he just found out about the show.
This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN
I expected Chris Pratt to smile too :(
Deep Explanation Of Peter Parker Feelings
*sobbing mess*
credit / SANDsawako
#not this time bitch
Why don’t we talk about how differently they run
They’ve actually talked about that(not specifically about T'Challa and Steve), that Chris Evans has to do most if not all his own running scenes because they say his running form is really hard to replicate for a stunt double but it’s one of the things that sets Cap apart, Chris Evans particular type of physicality, and actually helps convey the “superness” I suppose of the super soldier thing.
Chris Evans had to do his own stunts because he runs like a weird idiot robot
The Cap we deserve
If I remember my biomechanics correctly, he has basically perfect running form. If you track his head movement there is ZERO up and down motion, meaning his entire energy is going to forward motion, making it 100% efficient.
Like, this is “good” vs “bad” technique:
There is still some waviness to that green line.
Chris Evans just has like….none.
Actually Chris Evans runs that way because he did ballet as a child. Most of the jumping kicks he does as Cap are based off of ballet form, as well as the way he runs and his massive upper body strength.
Ballet is a martial art they just don’t want you to know it.
He also runs with no forward lean which does not affect speed, but it’s rare
Remember kids, Cap says that ballet is okay!
I mean there’s a reason the spy organization that trained Natasha had them all learn ballet
Thor out here celebrating Steve Roger’s birthday like the true friend he is
Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence
Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. But then one day someone just “Wait a second, he’s in all advanced classes,” and everyone realises that he’s never done anything to make people think he’s not super smart- he’s just so nonchalant about his smarts people didn’t notice
I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”
You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?
Well, NOW I do.
Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”
And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”
Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”
There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.
Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?
Bucky: I think I killed him
Peter: alrighty then
this entire thing is glorious
This honestly so cute
Petition to have a movie based around Pepper in that suuuuuit.
Where Stephen 100% supports her (& Morgan + Peter), knowing that she probably wants to make Tony proud and continue his hero legacy.