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HQ Boys + their icks

cause honestly men need to be humbled sometimes 🤢✋🏼

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Kuroo tries to pay for everything with a coupon, which wouldn’t be so bad if his coupons weren’t expired half the time, and he insists on fighting with the cashier about how “coupons shouldn’t expire”. Bro, people are staring.

Tsukishima never moisturizes. It’s like he purposely avoids lotion; his skin is drier than the Sahara desert, his hands feel like sandpaper, and the crust around his lips literally make his mouth look like a butthole.

Akaashi is a mansplainer. Like, if you’re the captain of the girls volleyball team, he’ll say something like “Bokuto-san was hitting some excellent line shots today. Oh, by the way, line shots are —“ just hold your hand up. You don’t need this shit.

Bokuto always has a ring of Gatorade around his lips?? And you know what flavor he had during practice depending on the corresponding color. He drinks red and orange Gatorade the most.

Iwaizumi doesn’t take care of his nails? They’re always chipped and misshapen, and sometimes you can see a layer of dirt underneath the nail bed pls. He forgets to cut them and he accidentally scratches you sometimes and honestly you fear you’ve contracted some disease

Atsumu tries to slide in your DMs with a “hey queeen 🤪👑” or comments on your shit with “damn sis ok, work it 💯” in order to seem less threatening. Like, dude. Please. Leave it for the girls and the gays. (Unless ...)

Oikawa can’t stop doing finger guns. Every picture, finger guns. If he’s eating something good, finger guns. He says a funny joke, finger guns. His whole personality became finger guns.

Hinata runs up the stairs on all fours. He says you get up faster that way but yoU DONT , YOU JUST LOOK PSYCHOTIC

Kageyama texts like a five year old, literally spelling mistakes so bad that not even autocorrect can figure out what the hell he’s trying to say. “Wud u dnig tngt” im sorry, what? Are you having a stroke?

Osamu never wears pants that fit him properly, so whenever he bends over to pick something up, you can see a little bit of his butt crack. It’s dehumanizing and unattractive ok.

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Ok but I agree with Hinata XD

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tsukishumai

accidental confessions ;

feat. Kageyama, Oikawa, Atsumu

genre; fluff, friends to lovers

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Kageyama Tobio

he is convinced that he’s not interested in relationships. he doesn’t have the time, and he doesn’t have the patience
he’s also sure that there’s no one out there that could possibly understand his devotion to volleyball and determination to stay on top.
not even you, who’s been the manager to every single volleyball team he’s ever been on
who’s by his side during every victory and every loss
who chose to go to karasuno despite all of your friends going to aoba johsai
it doesn’t matter that one look at you, and all the tiredness evaporates from his bones, and every time he scores a point, he looks to see if you’re watching (you always are).
because he doesn’t have time for relationships, and he certainly doesn’t have time to disappoint his best friend.
so when you walk into the gym wearing a sports jacket two sizes too big, kageyama isn’t sure why he’s stomping over to where you stood.
“whose is that?” he asks, and you look just as confused as he feels.
“Tsukishima’s?”
his blood boils. “why are you wearing that?”
you look slightly off put as you answer, “because i was cold. why do you care?”
he doesn’t, kageyama thinks, so he says nothing and he walks away. he had every intention of starting on his drills and getting a good warm up before practice started.
but his path veered from the court and towards where his bag sat slumped on the floor.
he dug through the clothing piled in his polyester duffel before pulling out a wrinkled jacket identical to the one you were wearing now.
all eyes were on him as he crossed the length of the gym, and your eyes widened slightly as he threw the black material for you to clumsily catch.
“tobio, what—” “wear that jacket.”
you quirk an eyebrow at him. “i’m already wearing a jacket.”
“change into this one.” “huh? i don’t wanna.”
“and i don’t want to see you wearing anyone else’s clothes but mine.”
the balls stopped bouncing. his teammates quit yelling. the silence was deafening. and he was forced to face your doe eyed expression.
kageyama coughs. “just wear that one, okay?”
he doesn’t see you smiling, shrugging out of the jacket you stole from tsukishima’s locker and slipping your arms through the sleeves of kageyama’s
he’s too busy trying to ignore tsukishima, hinata, and Yamaguchi snickering at him from the corner.

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