This Is Not Conducive

help me

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

i'm fucking choking

thank you guys for posting images for me to look at

working at a super market?

Slaying a spire

Unlicensed monster hunting

Either bug catching or collecting candle wax

Creating an illegal dried blueberry monopoly

Attempting to create a cult, but failing at it.

Uh oh

Phoenix Wright, Ace Former Art Student

Addition because this is one of my favourite gags in the series

Obsessed with the contrast between Phoenix being so respected as an attorney that even after his disbarment they let him preside over the test run for a whole new juridical system and then him getting mercilessly bullied in the courtroom THE MOMENT he got his badge back. Poetic cinema

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

It’s very important to know that when he runs into the fridge, the ceiling light turns on

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

These are not only legitimate, but 179 of them were made by the real, actual Jim Henson Studios.