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Anonymous asked:

I absolutely love Superboys Halloween costume. What costumes do you think the batboys would wear for Halloween?

Oh I’m so glad you asked.

I think as a kid Dick was very typical in that he liked dressing up as things he thought were cool, Robin Hood, pirates, cowboys. One memorable year he tried to convince Bruce to let him go as Robin and for Bruce to go as Batman, and he was unrelenting. Finally they compromised and Dick went as Batman and Bruce went as something vaguely resembling Robin. (He wore a red suit with like a green shirt and yellow tie.) As retribution Dick went as Superman the next year and now that’s his go to costume any year that he doesn’t have a better idea. The last few years he’s been really into pun costumes. Last year he went in a running outfit, then over the top he layered like sewing items and went as “Tailor Swift.” This year he constructed a cardboard chapel and grabbed an oar to be “Chapel Row’in.” Get it… like Chappell Roan. Yeah his family all groaned too. (Credit to Micarah Tewers for those ideas, I’m not nearly that clever)

Jason loved Halloween as a kid. He was really excited by the idea of dressing up as his favorite characters, but none of his favorite characters were things that normal 13 year old boys liked. So it was always like Mr. Darcy or Dr. Frankenstein. And he’d really get into the accuracy of the costumes, totally taking advantage of Bruce’s bank account. Bruce would of course indulge him, though it was usually Alfred helping him put his costumes together. Post-Death Jason stopped dressing up all together. It’s only been recently that he’s been getting back into it. The first year he decided to dress up again he opted for something simple that he thought had plausible deniability as “not a costume.” Dick clocked him immediately.

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I think the batkids have a running ranking of all Bruce’s romantic partners: not so much the people they think are good for Bruce, more so what they personally get out of him being in a relationship with them (this list also extends to people that he hasn’t dated)

This rank is not something that they agree on so there is a lot of back and forth bickering however there are a few generally agreed upon placements on the list (ex: they all agree harvey is low on the list but can’t ever be the lowest)

For years Damian always insisted Talia should be number one and was always shot down (out of pity and bc she’s one of the better options they always agree to put her in the top five)

Dick and Jason have been in a fight since the beginning over whether Selina or Clark should take the number one spot: Jason votes Selina, Dick votes Clark, and it has everything to do with how cool they think their respective choice is

They try to drag Tim into their debate but Tim always comes in with a wildcard answer that changes every time/ when really pressed about it he sides with Jason but out of solidarity for Kon (he still hasn’t fully forgiven Clark)

I think Cass has an answer but keeps it close to her chest 1) because she thinks it’s more important that Bruce be happy and she doesn’t want her brothers to use her as a weapon against that but more importantly 2) to incite chaos by not telling them (it’s a fun game for her)

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These are some of my favorite batkids tropes in superbat fics:

Damian hating Clark fairly unprovoked (bonus if he’s friends with Jon to really rub it in)

I know it’s canon that Dick really looks up to Clark but I love when Dick makes this super obvious to Bruce and either accidentally or purposely makes Bruce jealous and Clark is like “wait isn’t this a good thing tho that your son likes me???”

Clark not knowing what to make of Tim and trying and failing to relate to him it’s awkward but it’s endearing (bonus if there’s drama surrounding Clark’s relationship to Kon and Clark is trying to win back Tim’s respect)

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