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personajes de Sailor Moon como alfajores Guaymallen

why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for something what if im just hungry

That Kitsunezato lemur completely rewired my brain I have thought of nothing else for 4 days it´s like that spongebob episode where he factory resets his brain so he only knows how to be a waiter and breathe well this is me I only know lemur Kitsunezato now

you guys ever think about Usami's last words

a clown and her rescue balloon dogs

You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".

Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.

It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.

[11/02/24] HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOYAMA!!!! I like to think he started up that ramen shop eventually :]

They heard a noise in the middle of the night

down to clown 🎪✨

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

Solutions to the Gay Fanfiction Pronoun Dilemma aren’t about technical readings of a sentence’s probability space, it’s about the reader intuitively grasping the imagery without breaking their reading flow. I’ve read a good amount of femslash prose, recently, that does this quite well. And the convention used is this: 1. If there are two pronouns in a row, they are assigned by the order that the participants were named in the last sentence to use identifiers. A and B walked down the street. On an impulse, she (A) grabbed her (B) hand. 2. Within a single sentence, prounouns have the same subject/object relationship as the identifiers. A snuck her (A) fork over to B’s side and snagged one of her (B) blueberries. 3. These conventions are only used in the cases where a technical grammatical reading of the sentence would allow for ambiguity. Otherwise, liberally use identifiers to keep a particular reading much more probable, as per linguistic binding. A grabbed B. She (A) kissed her (B). She laughed. B smiled. (Due to the second use of B, “She laughed” most likely refers to A.) Generally, writing in limited 3rd person POV helps, because it grounds both writer and reader to tend towards having one particular party be subject and/or pronoun, while the other is mostly described with identifiers. Honestly, it’s not like an overabundance of pronouns in het is great reading, either.

[10/08] Happy birthday to my horrible cringe fail man!

[ID: A digital illustration of Terada from Mob Psycho 100 from a waist up view at an upward angle, done in bold scratchy linework. He has one arm up activating air whip, grinning deviously with his gaze directed off frame. The air whips provide a bright red accent while the rest of the illustration is cast in a lime-green hue with matching background. The background is decorated with dark zigzag arrows forming a maze design. End ID]

at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.