What colors do YOU bleed?

(teachers literally did that)

Also remember that percentages are relative. 200% sounds like a lot. But if you had only one visibly trans student in 4 years then a 200% increase would mean that there are now 3 visibly trans students in 4 years.

Also a good point

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

I just witnessed a murder

Being a singer this hits me just right

A tired Tuukka Rask lays on the ice and contemplates the murder of his entire team.