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What colors do YOU bleed?

@bloody-mary-23 / bloody-mary-23.tumblr.com

THERRIEN AND BERGEVIN CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
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marinebaeology

John Mulaney quotes I identify with

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

  • “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
  • “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
  • “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
  • “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
  • “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
  • “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
  • “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
  • “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
  • “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
  • “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
#:(#relatable#john mulaney#quotes#q
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johnmulaneys

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

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northisnotup

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

#I paused and was like..... is this a costume? is he in character?#is he wearing eyeliner?#tan would be enthused about the effort if nothing else#john mulaney
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