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mirrsd

Verdad verdadera

#oof #accurate #employment adventures #q

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mirrsd

#relatable #employment adventures

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dulciecollins

valtsv

i never check my email because then i will have to reply to some of them and that is how you get more emails

if i stay very still and don't make any noise maybe they'll forget that i'm there and leave me alone

#about me #employment adventures #q

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stonelionhearts

buttpoems

jemthecrystalgem

Executive dysfunction is like that

#relatable #also #employment adventures #you know how you have a meeting or a skype call at a certain time #and you're unable to do literally anthing before that #no matter how much time you have?#so yeah that

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dulciecollins

unscharf-an-den-raendern

Wenn du bei der Gruppenarbeit in der Schule die ganze Arbeit machst.

#:'D :'D :'D :'D #that was me at my previous position #einfach alles #xD #employment adventures #q

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platypusthethird

catchymemes

#better save than sorry #employment adventures

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fishylife

crossstitchworld

Saw this pattern on here and thought it might look good on navy Aida. Gift for a co-worker. by theweeirishgirl. (source)

#most days at work #employment adventures #q

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bourbonpowered

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

#yikes #employment adventures #q

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fatuglypieceofshit

would-u-like-ur-milk-in-a-bag

#I had to learn this but it is necessary #employment adventures #q

bloody-mary-23

me: damn... there's been a slight hiccup with the payments

boss: want me to yell at anyone?

me, who is actually responsible for the fuck up: that won't be necessary *sweats* :'))

#no but I told him it was my fault #hopefully he won't be too mad tomorrow #employment adventures #personal

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spitefullyemployed-deactivated2

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

#all day every day #'this isn't my problem and I'm thrilled about it' is my favorite #bc I'm genuinely so happy when this happens to me #;____;#employment adventures #me