What colors do YOU bleed?

Has this been done yet? Because I love you Elrond but wtf. [Screencap credit]

LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE

[14/?] (insp.)

thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do

peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend

thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…

peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor

loki: *stabeths thor* thor: argh! fucketh! loki: ah ‘twas but a jest! heimdall rec'rded the whole thing and will uploadeth it to ThouTube!

incorrect lotr quotes: (5/?)

[insp.]

Jason Zucker: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!

Matt Cullen: I don’t know, can you?

Jason Zucker: (Sighs) May I get a hell yeah?

Matt Cullen: You should’ve gotten a hell yeah during break before the game started.

Jason Zucker: (Frustrated groan) But I didn’t need a hell yeah before the game.

(580): You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It’s like we’re her vagina goalies

incorrect star trek quotes (6/?)

no one will understand how much I value this post

its that time of the year again

obviously

This is almost as good as look at all the fucks I don’t give Anakin.

Daily Life with Thrandy Leggy and Friends 

kinksman the sexy service

Thats it. This is how the scene went and NO ONE can convince me otherwise.