What colors do YOU bleed?

LEAFS LOST 6-3 TO THEIR OWN FUCKING ZAMBONI DRIVER

4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians tumblr = 12 year old communists facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy twitter = ??????

Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome

Twitter is a PvP enabled zone

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

Trailer Venom: as I see it, we can do whatever we want mwahahaha

Movie Venom: I’ve only had Eddie for a day but if anything happened to him I’d eat everyone in this room and then myself

Want to hear a hot take?

Despite what modern core nihilism will tell you, the accidental nature and inherent meaninglessness of life as a biological phenomenon does not mean that our efforts are pointless but instead allows us all to determine what we personally desire out of life. It means we are free to pursue what our hearts desire, and so enables each of us to find our own unique meaning.

Also love is real.

And the majority of people in the world are inherently good-natured.

“if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.”

AMEN!

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

@spitefullyemployed

Im fucking screaming who did this

WHOO lmao

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!

Cecile Crème Brûlée ?

Hilda Ice Cream.

I don’t think that’s going to work.

Bernice donut.

Audrey Snickerdoodle

Ok but catch the new best seller by Yvonne Magnum

Imelda Mousse 

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Ruth Popover …

Marjorie Conversation Heart

:I

June Discount Heart Chocolate?

either

Mary-Lou Tiramisu  (which rhymes and is really quite cute)

or

Fonda Tiramisu  (which is an actual PUN omg)

Willie mae kit kat

Dorothy Chunky Monkey?

NO.

Evelyn King Cake

Lillian Lindt

Ethel Pineapple. I love it!

Barbara Brachs.

Seems legit.

Wilda Mint 

Clara Pizzelle

Janice Timtam

Linda Cheesecake

Florence Kiss

Ruth Coffee

My last dessert was coffee ice cream.

By coincidence…

Lynda Coffee

Because I drank coffee this morning.

Peggy RaisinBran cause cereal is dessert

Virginia Twix

(And isn’t it funny how we all have a single grandmother we gravitate to? ;) )

Gay Chocolate. 

I will never hate this video