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THERRIEN AND BERGEVIN CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
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amuseoffyre

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

It’s just like this:

They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

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autumngracy

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

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v0idbird

OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

Except it’s not, always, and we do have ways to infer or estimate. While shrinkwrapping, yes, has been a problem in palaeoart before, we are doing better. Many modern palaeoartists, such as Mark Witton and Emily Wolloughby, are far more mindful of representing proper body mass and soft tissues.

Things such as fat distribution, body shape, and mass, can be calculated by studying bones, or even seen if we happen to get a well preserved specimen with soft-tissue evidence. We actually do have some soft-tissue fossils of plesiosaurs!

A penguin-shaped plesiosaur is unlikely for a few reasons. For one, plesiosaurs and penguins swam in very different ways. Secondly, the widely accepted hypothesis for the very long neck of plesiosaurs, is to reduce their profile in the water and allow them to ambush shoals of fish - hence why they are usually reconstructed with such thin necks.

While ideas like this are fun for a bit of a laugh, don’t dismiss the very real science that goes into palaeontological reconstructions.

Plesiosaurus dolichodeirus by Mark Witton, showing a non-shrinkwrapped idea of what plesiosaurs may have looked like - including a tail fluke not often found in popular reconstructions.

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Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!

So he’s smart, diligent, has a variety of interests, looks out for women, and he’s pretty good looking if my mostly-lesbian assessment is worth anything

This is a unicorn of a man

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beesmygod

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

Literally is another example now.

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heilmojito

This is my new fav picture.

The best part about this is that it’s completely plausible that it’s a totally casual thing. The Justice League has to crash in a hotel room together and share a bed. We already know Diana has no qualms about sharing her bed with men without any sexual connotation to it. And Batman and Superman are bros (usually depending on your preferred continuity), so this is basically just Superfriends cuddling in bed like it’s casual.

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copperbadge

They’re also on a fold-out sofa which suggests they are, in fact, in the basement of the Kent family home. 

Ma Kent is not going to be pleased when she sees all three of them are still wearing their shoes. 

Clark: Would you relax?

Bruce: There’s an actual pillow right there.

Clark: Look, if you’re not comfortable…

Bruce: I’m never comfortable.

Diana: Both your flanks are guarded by people who can punch out mountains. Clark has super-hearing. You have literally never been safer in your life.

Bruce: Does Clark have super waking-up-if-there-are-ninjas powers?

Clark: Yes. Go to sleep.

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ablaske

listen this is cannon and anyone willing to disagree can choke

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scipunk63

Hes uncomfortable because theres no bat-alarm-clock, obviously.

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