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maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
alcarassi-deactivated20210112
when you see someone you like with someone else
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“just ask them out!”
fuck attractive people
jordanleeemerson
i’m trying
if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me
someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating
me: ......okay......that sounds fake but okay....
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fonzworthcutlass
Everybody has a gay cousin
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Me: *missing a man I don’t have*
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su-roor-deactivated20150723
Stop thinking about everything so much, you’re breaking your own heart.
me on a date: wait who am I kidding I never go on dates
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things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
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me after 82 failed selfie attempts
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maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
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this tag is too real