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Murder Mysteries and Scones

@blogprofessoroswald / blogprofessoroswald.tumblr.com

19, Glasgow, Gay and die-hard Whovian.
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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Hey look, actual "unique" questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: Are you horny?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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IF YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN... REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!

1. Crazy 2. I’d marry you 3. I’d date you 4. Sarcastic 5. I miss you 6. I’d kiss you 7. Beautiful 8. Smart 9. Imaginative 10. Random 11. Jerk 12. Funny 13. Awesome 14. Amazing 15. Tough 16. Cute 17. I’d hit you with a bus 18. I love you 19. Weird 20. Friends forever 21. Marry me 22. You’re mine 23. I never want to lose you

No one calls me a chicken

I’ll be seeing a lot of 17’s in my inbox

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I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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dutchster

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

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eerie-was-i

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

*cautiously reblogs this*

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UNUSUAL MUSIC ASK

☮ When was the last time you went to a concert? Which one was it?

✈ Is there any kind of music that you can’t stand?

☠ Do you play a musical instrument? What instrument? 

☯ How many CDs do you own? From which artist do you have the most CDs?

✌ Name 3 bands you would most like to meet. Why?

✖ What do your parents think about the music you listen to?

☢ Do you still buy CDs? Which was the last CD you bought?     

☤ Do you most pay attention to the melody or the lyrics?

♫ Name your top 3 albums from your favorite band/artist.

★ Is there any music band you liked years ago that you would not like now?

✞ Can you concentrate on other things when you are listening to music?

♛ Name your top 5 music videos.

◔  Put your mp3/ipod on shuffle and name the first 5 songs you stumble upon.

ϟ  Do you sing in the shower?

☫ How much time do you spend listening to music every day?

ø  If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?

✒ If you were a song, what song would you be and why?

☺ What do you think the world would be like without music?

✦ What musicians did you like 5 years ago? 10 years ago?

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I was bored, so I kinda gathered a few questions together.

1: If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
2: If you could transform into any animal, which animal would you choose?
3: What was the first movie you remember seeing in your life?
4: Would you rather be deaf or blind?
5: What do you wish people knew about you?
6: If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
7: If you knew that you couldn't fail, what would you be doing with your life now?
8: Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you?
9: What is the most memorable class you have ever taken?
10: Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time? Do you think that's wrong?
11: If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
12: If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?
13: What is the most scared you’ve ever been in your life?
14: What’s a secret skill that you have?
15: If money was no object, what would you be doing with your life?
16: If you had to marry one fictional character who would it be?
17: If I could plug a wire from my laptop into your head and upload any skill (like the matrix), which skill would you most want me to give you?
18: If you could take a drug and change one aspect of your personality, which would you choose?
19: Which TV show's world would you want to live?
20: If you met your 100% perfect person but they were married to your best friend what would you do?
21: If you were given your choice of three wishes, what would they be? (You can't wish for more wishes, more genies, etc.)
22: If you had the choice between being with someone for the rest of your life where you had amazing sex everyday but dull conversations, or amazing conversations and dull sex, which would you choose?
23: What are your hopes and dreams for the future?
24: When have you felt most alone?
25: Do you think about dying? Are you afraid?
26: What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
27: Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
28: What future moment in you life would you most like to have a photo of to look at now?
29: What song has the ability to make you really happy after hearing it?
30: What song has the ability to make you really upset after hearing it?
31: Why are you, you?
32: If I was going to buy you a present for $10, what would be the greatest thing I could get you?
33: If you knew nobody would judge you, would you do anything differently?
34: If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?
35: What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back?
36: What was your favorite childhood toy?
37: If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
38: Which film do you wish you were the main character in?
39: If you could be a genius in any one field, which would you choose?
40: Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall?
41: If you could write down what dreams you were going to have before you went to sleep, what would you choose?
42: Would you rather be quite clever or quite beautiful?
43: If you were to start a religion based on your own beliefs, what would be the most important of your ten commandments?
44: What aspect of your personality is most undervalued?
45: If you had a free pass to commit any crime without going to prison, which crime would you choose?
46: What makes your life worth living?
47: Which TV show's world would you want to live?
48: Who in your life makes you feel like you’re amazing?
49: When was the last time you cried, or wanted to cry, with happiness?
50: Are you okay?
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I will answer them if I get any.

A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eye colour.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: Random fact about me.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite colour.
P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What my name means.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
Z: Ever self-harmed?
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See what your followers think of you.

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jameshoffer

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED.

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