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"One of the reasons may and andrew eloped was actually me. I was their wedding planner, annnnnd i might have gone a little over board..." " A LITTLE OVER BOARD? PHIL, YOU WERE PLANNING ON STEALING A HELICARRIER AND PERFORMING THE CEREMONY ON THE BRIDGE. YOU ASKED FORMER DIRECTER CARTER TO BE THERE. YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE CLINT SHOOT FIRE WORKS OVER NYC." "I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SPECIAL DAY GREAT MAY! wait is this still recording...?" ________ SENDING SENDING SENDING
May used to do the craziest stuff. you know she was a prankster, but that is the mild version. may was that one kid that didn't just climb the fence at a concert, she did it multipule times and with various animals in her arms. it was a ACDC concert. i think. may was that kid that tries to get on all the kiddie rides by fooling the ticket people. may used to steal fury's eyepatch while he was sleeping. may's motto's were "you can sleep when your dead", and "if we haven't done it we need to now."
As it turns out, before May became a badass Mama, she was just wild.
I met Former Directer Carter once. it was back when i was only level 5. may convinced me that we had been told to meet her for info pertaining to our investigation (we hadn't. May broke into her god damn house so we could meet her.) when we got in fury was there visiting his old SO.Fury yelled at us then Carter gave us schnapps. Carter was obviously very fond of Fury. She was telling him stories about Angie and the SSR. she even had a nickname for him. she forgot it (and him.) a few years later.
Hi there thanks for breaking my heart.
May and Nat are good friends. May used to take care of nat's cat Liho when she went on missons for more then a month. (or Clint would look in.) she took care of Liho once on the bus. the bus was in chaos. Liho was never supposed to get into the lab, (given Jemma's reputation with cat's and all the chemicals) and then Skye got a hold of her. there are shield regulations put in place by fury to prevent them from ever being in the plane together again. I don't care if Fitz Skye and May love cats.
That time the team catsit for Natasha Romanoff and chaos ensued...
Of course you can use the team's stories in your own! We would all love to see your take on them! - Agent Coulson. PS. c'mon girl you know you can use them!- Trip (sent from tahiti were he is working on becoming tangible again.)
I'll keep that in mind, Coulson.....
(and Trip baby ilu).
you know how the spell Accio brings things to you? Fitzsimmons made something that did that using some kind of science i don't understand. then they let Skye use it to reenact the dragon scene from goblet of fire. May and i had the shutdown button for the robot dragon, but we didn't think of the wand as a threat, because we thought it only called the broom. no. it brings whatever you point it at to you. Skye had really terrible aim. the wand doesn't have a size limit. ANYTHING YOU POINT IT AT.
...that time Skye accidentally used Lola while reenacting a scene from the Goblet of Fire....
Ahh yes. roleplaying. Harry potter. there was an incident where that happened. Simmons and fitz convinced skye to join them. they all got very VERY into it. we fixed most of the damages, but the bus will never be the same. may has forbidden any kind of pretend games anywhere near the cockpit. nobody is ever allowed near lola ever again. not even may. actually particularly not may.
Wait but now I am super curious. WHAT HAPPENED? Did they try to mimic spells using science? Did it go terribly wrong? Was Lola damaged by a pretend whomping willow??? Just. What. Happened?????
You slept at a church once a week for two years?!?!? PLEASE tell this story. (not if you don't want to, obviously) But this sounds like a story i would really like to hear! (Your stories synopses sound like skye's, are you actually skye, skye have i found your blog?) -Coulson
What. No, dad. I mean. Director. Ummmmm.....
(And of course I'll tell the story! I was out for most of the night on a mission so I'm going to sleep now. But I will most definitely put the story up tomorrow :) ).
I read that your heroes are what you wish to want to be or are in like you someway. I am a big fan of captain america. but i'm not the only one with a favorite superhero. Skye has always been pretty impressed by everyone but particularly The Black Widow. Fitz is a fan of the Hulk (and Dr. Banner) Jemma LOVES Directer Carter. Bobbi is friends with Barton and Romanoff, she admires their work, but makes fun of them CONSTANTLY. May respects Fury. And she likes bubbles from the powerpuff girls.
You know, Phil, you guys should have a superhero costume party. (Or... just hang out with them. I mean.... we know May has Natasha Romanoff in her phone as 'Nat'. Just call the team up).
While i was poking around on tumblr, i saw something about me and may called... philinda? I'm not quite sure what it is but it seems to consist of gif sets of us together? Oh, there's a fic, like the ones about how to get fitzsimmons together. Ok let's look at it. Wait what are we doing...AHHHHH MY EYES OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *fic reads: Phil leaned in closer and kissed Melinda chastely* AHHHHHHHHH... hi may, don't some in everything fine go away.
Let's just hope Coulson never finds any of the fitzsimmons fics Skye writes......
Picking horror movies is hard with this team. Skye loves horror movies and can sit through some of the scariest without screaming.I'm good with anything that isn't bloody. May can't take parasites. Bobbi is an old pro. She started watching them to scare Lance and fell in love. Lance refuses to watch them. Fitz and Simmons are lightweights. They either point out plot holes so they won't be scared, or scream and cling to each other the whole time.... MAY! WE GOT A NEW GAME PLAN!
That time Phil Coulson decided to get Fitzsimmons back together by showing a scary movie for family movie night......
It has recently come to my attention that Phil has been contacting you and has been giving shield intellignce, including telling you about mission 4498, with incorrect, incomplete, or biased information. it was TWO possums, five explosions (he only saw the ones that happened out of the basement), and Fitz's eyebrows. And all the coffee. We are never ever doing that again. -Agent M. May
Thank you for clearing that up, Agent May.
SHIELD VOICE COMMAND ON. SILENT. "Phil you can't tell people about the missions! there is a damn good reason they are kept secret!" "You don't listen to the kids, i needed to try and get an outside opinion to convince you!" "THE TV CAUGHT FIRE!" "WE PAYED TRIP'S MOM BACK DIDN'T WE?" "THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! IT WAS IRRATIONAL, IRRESPONSIBLE, DANGEROUS, AND UNCA..." "May, listen to me. they KNOW about Fitzsimmons." "What." SENDING... SENDING...
That time Phil Coulson accidentally released classified information because he enjoys Fitzsimmons blogs....
May mostly tells me to think about the last time we tried the suburban house thing. But it was only two SMALL explosions and a possum. Nobody got hurt. Skye and Simmons know that possums are relatively harmless now. And we would just not have any screwdrivers in the vicinity of Fitz. Plus, May's BBQ would make it worth it.
I WAS RIGHT I CALLED IT!
imagine the team having to hole up in a suburban house for a while. fighting over rooms. annoying each other like siblings and shouts of "get out of my room!" ringing through the house. someone turns off the internet and a shrill scream comes from Skye in her room. sneaking out on the roof to star gaze. Trip and Skye fighting over the remote. the team having a grill in the backyard
-Coulson to May, at least once a week
