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Remember when? #tbt
Next week on Shield:
Phil Coulson plans a SUPER AWESOME FAMILY FUN BOYS TRIP with two of his sons. Hunter and Mack, disappointed.
#aos spoilers#team bus family#phil coulson#director dad#pretty sure that's why he jumped#there's nothing some time with dad can't fix#and he's been worried lately#grant ward#has been acting out#teenage rebellion and all that#and director dad worries that#leo fitz#needs the sex talk#so really this was the perfect time#to get his first two sons#alone on an alien planet#aos headcanon
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Maveth Predictions: Denial Edition
She’s still in the cast list, so everything is fine.
Mack sings the entire soundtrack to Hamilton over an extended credit sequence. He has a lovely voice.
Coulson stops being dangerously reckless, gets that head injury fixed up, and teaches the Hydra team the true meaning of Christmas. Their hearts grow three sizes.
Everyone at the Hydra base is nice to Simmons after the portal closes because she’s awesome. When SHIELD arrives, they bring her a nice cup of tea. It’s good tea. Fitz returns, unharmed, soon after. He has tea, too. They discuss lazy UK stereotypes over tea.
While on Maveth, Fitz runs into Will and the two hit it off before safely returning to Earth. Will and Simmons decide their previous relationship under extreme conditions isn’t the best start, also Fitz is awesome, so it’s better to be just close friends. FitzSimmons invite Will to SHIELD’s new game night. Everyone has fun.
The Secret Warriors do great. Lincoln gets something for Daisy’s nosebleed after she opens the portal. It’s very sweet.
Bobbi and Hunter have no problems parachuting into a heavily armed Hydra base with no immediate backup. They banter. Hunter breaks a nail.
May runs into Andrew/Lash, who unexpectedly calmed down a lot after the mustard gas thing. Who knew? There is no painful emotional confrontation because the writers decided to give May a goddamn break.
We meet Brant Gourd, Ward’s distant and non-psychotic cousin, who infiltrated Hydra and swapped places with Ward just before entering the portal. He gets everyone hoverboards.
Think I nailed it.
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interrogation time with coulson should be a regular segment
Okay, but as Coulson does his little sad strut through the playground...
Fitz/Simmons are chilling in the lab together.
May is spending quality time with her adopted daughter Daisy.
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imperfectlychaotic
#may is totally NOT COOL with this because she knew jemma was undercover and she was just worried about her #also fitz didn’t even stutter at all in this video because he wanted to let her know that he was getting there and that she could come home #and he acted all cheery for her because the last time she took him out he complained the whole time and acted as a crabby human being #(and daisy/coulson/may just retook this video again and again until he didn’t stutter) #AND I AM JUST #how many times do you think jemma rewatched this video when she was undercover in hydra? #the time jump between s1 and s2 is my supervillain origin story t b h (via @jemmasimmuns)
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I just want an episode where Lance and Bobbi Skype eachother. Just a whole episode. And it doesn’t even have to be them talking the whole time either.
The phone’ll be in Lance’s pocket as he’s fighting bad guys (don’t ask me how it stays there. It’s Marvel) and Bobbi will be doing a running commentary about Lance’s poor form or missing an opening. Basically how she would’ve kicked ass in 5 seconds or less and Lance would be like “Bob, I love you but you’re getting put on hold” and then it’s just 5 minutes of staring at Bobbi’s face and listening to her conversations between Mack, Fitz and Jemma.
hawwkgirl
#okay wait i want this#bobbi morse#working in the lab#and just setting her laptop down and forgetting#because she has more important things to do#and we just see#fitzsimmons#in the background#i don’t know depending on the time this is set#watching dw to comfort jemma#or talking#…or making out and thinking they are being super stealth about it#or like bobbi is cooking and sets the laptop on the table#and catching mack and skye debate over who would win if they arm wrestled#and inhuman powers are just unfair says the giant teddy bear man#or lance leaving the laptop for point two seconds#and we see may prank him or something#gimme all of this (via @blogginghaley)
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the team’s reactions when they find out Simmons is alright ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
*When May gets back probably...*
Coulson: So, Skye’s going through a bit of a phase. She wants to be known as Daisy now. I’ve read all the books, this is completely natural.
Coulson: Also... Fitz thinks he’s Indiana Jones. That’s fine, kids play pretend all the time.
Coulson: And our other daughter was eaten by a space rock but, according to the books, it-
May: I’m never leaving you alone with the kids ever again.
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The Playground Kids + Onion headlines
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gonegonegonegonegone1-deactivat
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i miss this show
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Ride on the magic Coul’ bus!
If one of the original team from AoS season 1 had to die, who would you want it to be / think it would be?
Alright. Let’s see.
So, we’re talking about the ot6. I don’t want any of my children, who I have birthed from my loins, to die. But... Let’s break down the odds.
Phil Coulson: #coulsonlives baby. He’s the reason we have this show. The odds that they would completely kill him off are kinda slim.
Melinda May: Too badass to die. I don’t know. The way they’ve been treating female characters has me constantly worried (see the season 2 finale).
Fitzsimmons: Shhh if we are talking season 1, they are still a unit don’t touch me. Here’s what gives me hope: Fitzsimmons are based on Jed and Mo. Jed and Mo are married with a tiny adorable little newborn at home. THEY WOULDN’T KILL THEIR OWN CHARACTERS OFF WOULD THEY?????
Skye: Probs not going to die. She’s now a named marvel character. A whole lot of the show is about her. They’re making an inhumans movie after all. She seems pretty safe. From death, that is. They’re still going to screw with her emotions.
Grant Ward: Ugh they’ll probably end up killing him off without properly addressing any of the shit they wrote. But look. I don’t want this. I want a Zuko level character arc where we address the fact that he was severely abused for most of his life and get him help and a puppy. GIVE THIS TO ME MARVEL.
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agents of shield ot4 + roadtrip au aesthetic
↳ the one where everything gets to be too much, and they take off, just four kids, one van, and the open road.
Jed and Mo: The Bus is gone. Gone forever.
Me: HAHAHAHA JOKES ON YOU IMMA STILL TAG EVERYTHING TEAM BUS FAMILY.
#agents of shield#team bus family#team bus#seriously though#im pretty sure they are all happy#on the bus#i don't know#having a movie night?#right now skye is throwing popcorn at fitz#who is trying to catch it with his mouth#and simmons is commenting#on angles and calculations#because she is pretty sure she can do it better#ward is working hard on his computer#on a powerpoint presentation#spoilers it is about why they need a dog#trip is alive and singing along to all the songs#oh did i not mention#they're watching disney#and mom and dad are happily looking on#yeah