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Haley, 25, MFA Candidate at The New School, TFA Alum, NYU Grad, and Writer- Nerdy and Proud :) "I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me."
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historymiss

I like to imagine Kylo has a bunch of useless scoundrel-y type skills that he pretends he doesn’t have, like he’s actually a really good shot and great at picking locks and occasionally when the First Order raids smuggling vessels for supplies he’ll do a personal sweep of the vehicle, sigh heavily and bang on a certain interior panel so the *really* good stuff will fall out.

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rey can’t be a descendant of padme because everyone with the padme gene dedicates 50% of their money to fashion………like leia and luke are the only ones who have multiple costume changes in the orig trig and like have you seen how hard it is to put together a kylo ren cosplay? that’s because kylo ren is bringing the #amidalastyle to the sith where his grandfather never could

okay whoa whoa whoa we’ve established that rey grew up destitute and starving on a nigh-deserted junkyard planet with NO money to spend on fashion AND YET she has somehow delicately maintained her exceedingly stylish three-bun hairstyle for years, she has devised yeezy season 2 looks out of abandoned rags, she has created couture sunglasses out of smashed-up stormtrooper helmets? she has no resources and she is still making it fucking #work, truly she is padme’s descendant.

LOL 

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quillery

honestly Leia should’ve been the one to confront Kylo on that bridge. we know he has daddy issues (“he would’ve disappointed you” he says to Rey) but until proven otherwise I’m gonna assume he’s a total mama’s boy. just imagine. imagine Leia strutting out to him on the bridge. “BEN CHEWBACCA ORGANA-SOLO YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE, YOUNG MAN” and he just takes off the helmet and sniffles “okay mom” and awkwardly shuffles over to follow her out

his middle name is chewbacca im dead

anyone who doesn’t agree that his middle name is chewbacca can unfollow me right now

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