Headcanon that one time Steve scolds everyone and says “language!” and it becomes a running joke. And that Tony and Thor have husband offs over their respective partners. “Pepper is running a whole entire company.” “Well, Jane is totes winning a nobel prize. Has Pepper ever done that???” And that Tony and Bruce science all the freakin’ time together. It’s to the point where Bruce has his own freakin’ workspace in the goddam tower. And, I don’t know, they name one of their projects something ridiculous. Like… VERONICA. But the real ship is Tony and Steve because EVEN NATASHA ROMANOFF FEELS THE NEED TO COMMENT ON HOW THEY WERE STARING INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES. And that Nat and Banner are awkward little ducklings who were never taught how to flirt. But it probably involves quoting movies? And Nat and Clint are the bro-est of all bros in bro-land. To the point where his kids call her auntie Nat and HE NAMES HIS SON AFTER HER. (And Quicksilver, who he spent 97% of the time sassing but 100% of the time loving like a father I’m not crying you are). And, by the way, the middle of an epic fight? Definitely the right time to talk about home renovations with your bestie….. after you promise your wife you’re done with projects…. And that the all new avengers is going to be 1/3 black, 1/3 female, 1/6… whatever the hell vision is…., and 1/6 dorito man.
Oh… wait.
Avengers: Age Of Ultron Fandom
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