sleep haley why people are coming to you for relationship advice when you won't listen to our advice about relationships pls respond
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I KNOW RIGHT? I AM THE MOST ROMANTICALLY INEPT PERSON EVER?
I’ve literally been staring at an ask about how to flirt like ?????? Aimee and Sarah tell me kids these days just give blow jobs?????? That’s how you flirt??????? CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THIS??????
Hey everyone. For real though. I don’t know anything. Sarah and Aimee are my love gurus and I don’t listen to them because I am the worst but you all should. Go to lukebarkov and/or chekhovyourprivilege for real relationship advice.
PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SLEEPY HALEY.
#seriously#i am the worst#i'm probably going to have to get captain to have you met haley me while i'm abroad#or i don't know listen to my friends real adivce#(and give blow jobs under the table)#sorry for the over used inside joke anyone who is not in my friend group#they don't actually expect me to do this#i am but a small easily freaked out child#and i react to things#so they started giving me that advice#because i ignored the real advice#lukebarkov