lukebarkov replied to your post “*something mildly annoying happens* Me: Fuck literally everything. ”
did you tag this 'language' who are you
I am actually Captain America, did I not tell you???
Replies to this post that 100% prove my point.
lukebarkov replied to your post “There was just a jam session in my apartment that involved wonderwall...”
i have definitely played wonderwall in your presence before i am offended
You have definitely done that. But I’m talking guitar, harmonica, cider (tea on my part). A couple of people were in our apartment- I invited one of their roommates and HE JUST SHOWED UP WITH A GUITAR. I was unprepared.
*you know, I was just asking Aimee if she was there for our wonderwall sing a long... but I think it was just us and Megan......*
pahk the cah in the havahd yahd (every time you mention the accent i'm going to do this to you you should know this by now)
YOU KNOW THIS DRIVES ME CRAZY!
*it’s actually kind of funny because I used this as an example today and that is not a stereotype that has made it across the pond so oops*
blogginghaley reblogged
When your friends make a group chat specifically to torment you…
And now they named the chat...
When your friends make a group chat specifically to torment you...
That feeling when you are planning for hypothetical bridal appointments in three separate chats.
How To Channel Natasha Romanoff (a handy little guide):
- First, you need to be a bit of a sarcastic ass. Was your friend frozen in ice for 70 years? Call him a fossil. Or just poke fun at his love life. But don’t forget, friendship is important. This means going over home renovations in the middle of an epic battle and trying to set up your fossil-y friend on a date… during a fight.
- Be prepared for anything. Remember, you are a boss ass bitch. Are you in the middle of an interrogation (which you are totally owning by the way)? Does the covert organization you work for need you? YOU ARE NATASHA FREAKIN’ ROMANOFF! You can fight your way out and still look damn cute.
- Natasha Romanoff is the super-est spy to ever spy. And remember, when it comes to espionage, blending in is key. Make sure you understand your surroundings. And then disappear.
- If that fails, remember: public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. Find someone. Make out. Be a super spy. (If anyone would like to help me demonstrate this one, I am accepting applications).
#natasha romanoff#black widow#marvel#mcu#cosplay#and with that#i'm pretty sure i am done with the#closet cosplay#s#i decided to answer this one like this because why not#and everyone needs a guide#honestly#this would have been so much easier with sarah#because SHE IS NAT#lukebarkov#the haley's face tag#ps#THESE CLOSET COSPLAYS WERE SO MUCH FUN
You know it’s bad when you have a ship song for two of your friends.
Anonymous asked:
do you have any suggestions for being better at flirting? i give my heart away pretty easily, but am too awkward to ever let them know. plus getting over people is hell. i mostly don't go after people, because it feels like i'm pushing myself on them, and i don't feel like there's a reason for them to want me to. it's kind of a problem now, the last guy actually liked me back, i just waited too long and he met someone else. it's FRUSTRATING. sorry to bug you!
Hi I’m romantically inept, BUT LET’S DO THIS.
- Don’t put pressure on it. Seriously, the only times I’ve really been successful with flirting, I haven’t even really been thinking about it.
- Common interests?
- Just talk to them.
- I outsourced this to my shhhh still calling her roomie and she said: “remember. talking to them. finding common interests. arm touching. lots of smiling and positive reinforcement. different people do different things. i tend to tease and make fun of someone im trying to flirt with but some people don do that. then of course if you feel like when you talk to them it goes well you can always ask them to hang out at group events, or more boldly ask them to coffee or some other kind of informal hangout date. or be me an text them HEY I LIKE YOU DO U LIKE ME PLS RESPOND.”
- No one knows what they are doing, let this be a comfort.
sleep haley why people are coming to you for relationship advice when you won't listen to our advice about relationships pls respond
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I KNOW RIGHT? I AM THE MOST ROMANTICALLY INEPT PERSON EVER?
I’ve literally been staring at an ask about how to flirt like ?????? Aimee and Sarah tell me kids these days just give blow jobs?????? That’s how you flirt??????? CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THIS??????
Hey everyone. For real though. I don’t know anything. Sarah and Aimee are my love gurus and I don’t listen to them because I am the worst but you all should. Go to lukebarkov and/or chekhovyourprivilege for real relationship advice.
PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SLEEPY HALEY.
#seriously#i am the worst#i'm probably going to have to get captain to have you met haley me while i'm abroad#or i don't know listen to my friends real adivce#(and give blow jobs under the table)#sorry for the over used inside joke anyone who is not in my friend group#they don't actually expect me to do this#i am but a small easily freaked out child#and i react to things#so they started giving me that advice#because i ignored the real advice#lukebarkov
Real friendship is randomly getting texts like this while you're studying.
leo fitz probably
I mean. You’re not wrong.
Sarah left me a paper pep talk this morning. Sarah is the best.