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Haley, 25, MFA Candidate at The New School, TFA Alum, NYU Grad, and Writer- Nerdy and Proud :) "I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me."
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Reasons why Disney Princesses are actually kinky af:

*according to a very important group chat with @disloyalandsadisticfurtrapper @lying-hyperion-jackass and @chekhovyourprivilege* *includes some of the princes too because of course*

Ariel: a voyeur who is into toys. Also- "’down where it’s wetter’ is definitely a euphemism for something.”

Belle: bestiality... or into furries? 

Cinderella: a financial dom... her prince also has a foot fetish this one is just so obvious

Rapunzel: uses her hair as a sex swing apparently

Tiana: into stuff with food... ex. cooks an elaborate meal, serves it on her body

Mulan: enjoys pegging

Jasmine: “pretty with it, she could be a dominatrix”

Snow White: likes orgies. also her prince is a necrophiliac

Pocahontas: “very much into whipping John Smith while he apologizes for the imperialistic murders committed by his people. So like, sort of a dom.”

Aurora: “1. knew her prince from birth and 2. was definitely a willing participant in his somnophilic shenanigans.”

Merida: sexually aroused by smashing the patriarchy

Elsa: *yes she is a queen and technically not in the disney princess line up but* “sensation play with ice is real and elsa has ice powers.”

#disney#disney princesses#disney princess#kinky af#nsfw#most of these are from#disloyalandsadisticfurtrapper#lying-hyperion-jackass#and#chekhovyourprivilege#courtney is also in this group chat#but she decided to watch#devil wears prada#instead#like a dork#<3
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Okay, I logged off to go to bed, but I came back because I just decided that Will can’t be real.

If he’s real, NOTHING we’ve seen so far makes sense. Why would she wake up holding a shiv if she was in that safe place? Why show symptoms of severe isolation/PTSD if she wasn’t alone? Why was the chasm ten and then thirty meters wide?

And why did she seem weak and frail when she came back, but healthy and well-fed just before she saw the flare?

I mean, there was literally a creature of some kind that supposedly played with people’s minds and was dressed like an astronaut.

Will isn’t real, pass it on.

#aos spoilers#might i add#the nasa thing made no sense#Fitz has been researching this like crazy#and he didn't know nasa had it?#sureeee#I just wish we had imaginary!Fitz#instead#the two of them#would have done wonders with this#please let this be true#or else plot holes galore
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