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Haley, 25, MFA Candidate at The New School, TFA Alum, NYU Grad, and Writer- Nerdy and Proud :) "I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me."
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black panther thor ragnarok and winter soldier are THE top three marvel movies. they inhabit their own plane of existence untouched by evils like iron man 2 and age of Ultron. they r the mean girls of marvel. everyone wants to be them but CAN’T

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notemily

Black Panther: The Hot One

Thor Ragnarok: The Funny One

Winter Soldier: The Emo Kid

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I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.

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transjemder

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

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Writing Prompts (weird things my preschoolers have said to me edition):

  1. Remember yesterday when I met you?
  2. I’m really smart. I know 2 and 3 makes 5. 
  3. I am a police cat. 
  4. If a boy gives you pink flowers, he wants to marry you. 
  5. You have lipstick all over your face. *talking about eyeliner*
  6. I told you we have to eat cheese like this. Slow, so you can taste it. 
  7. Tuck me in like Darth Maul. 
  8. *quietly from underneath a fitted sheet* gotta catch em all
  9. I have to go to the garden to get the macaroni and cheese flower.
  10. I was born with the force. For real life. 
  11. First you put coffee on it and then a bandage.
  12. I used up my speed. 
  13. This is the leaning tower of pizza. 
  14. I’m the manager, so I tell everyone what to do. 
  15. My phone number is 600.
  16. My favorite movie is Chucky because he cuts off a guy’s head. 
  17. You have to go to jail because you’re a zombie. 
  18. Yes, I want to be naked.
  19. I’m playing a game called kick the cheetah in the butt.
  20. There are 300 bees here and they’re angry. 
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Finn: *points at Rey* If you're the desert dwelling orphan who's actually a Jedi...
Finn: *points at Han* and you're the wise old man from a previous era who guides us...
Finn: *points at Kylo Ren* and you're the former Jedi who turned to the dark side...
Finn: *points at Poe* and you're the great pilot with the daring attitude...
Finn: *points at himself* then am I... Princess Leia?
Finn: ...awesome!
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I just love that in the middle of this dramatic Fitzsimmons confrontation Fitz is all like “The bloody cosmos wants us to be apart!” and Jemma takes a break from her wallowing in guilt and practically rolls her eyes and says “The cosmos doesn’t want anything.” WHAT A SIMMONS THING TO SAY AT SUCH A MOMENT HER SCIENCE BRAIN IS JUST LIKE “don’t be silly the cosmos doesn’t have a consciousness haven’t you ever heard of entropy come on Fitz you’re a scientist stop being so dramatic”

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