Writer Things

imagine steve getting call me maybe or something stuck in his head and then getting upset that he has to wait 70 years to hear it again

Uncle Joe meme collection

(via mywholeteamsdead)

The climax of poetic literature.

There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.

HAMILLTON.

….

That’s master pun level right there.

He did not throw away his shot.

I wanna be on the moon where it happens

frank:

karen:

The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU)

In which Kylo laughs at his own jokes and Han feels like he’ll never laugh again.

The rest of the series is here

Rejected Harry Potter Valentines — YEAR 2

(Last year’s are HERE and just as uncomfortable)

As always, many more are here And many are for sale here

It’s that time of year again bitches

OMF

I have been laughing at this for 2 mins straight and still cannot stop…

I honestly believe that Poe could have been like, “FN, huh? I’m gonna call you Fucking Noodle” and Finn would’ve just been like yeah okay

i think i might need a star wars rehab

This is almost as good as look at all the fucks I don’t give Anakin.

trying to find that one post where y’all speculate about Finn realizing he needs to provide a surname, and he just goes with “Dameron” because that’s the first one which comes to mind (none of his old friends had surnames or even names beyond their official designations, and he can’t remember that much of his family)

and Rey is like “yeah solid choice, makes sense, I like the sound of it” because Rey is a feral desert child and doesn’t know any better

and of course Poe is charmed, and is like “sure I am happy to provide jackets, surnames, my elite piloting skills, my hand in marriage: anything for my friends”

and idk at some point, someone is like “okay Rey do you have any other name, what’s with the mononym shit” and she’s like “uhhhhh DAMERON” because really if it works for Finn, it can work for her

and the long and short of it is: they see nothing unusual in this and completely miss any implications, and eventually this nonsense gets back to the Resistance fighters and Poe’s entire squadron smirks at him for days

#bonus points if when rey figures out she’s a skywalker (SURELY SHE IS) #she tells finn and they’re both really into this whole FAMILY AND FRIENDSHIP AND SURNAMES thing #so she’s like ‘you are my people; do you want to be a skywalker too’ #and of course finn says yes!!! #so they are now rey & finn dameron skywalker #extra bonus points if they unilaterally decide to extend this to poe #who only finds out three months later because of some stupid admin thing #that he is now officially Poe Dameron Skywalker #and he can’t look the general in the face #‘welcome to the family’ she tells him; absolutely deadpan. #people are sending PRESENTS.

So I was reading Straight White Boy Problems and instantly thought of Finn and Poe someone save me from this please

I’m reading S.H.I.E.L.D. #12 and they just revealed a few interesting facts: