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It is i, moonshine! And I am so proud ❤️
Moonshine, I love you so much. Yours truly, DimmyS
Last night I sent my friend a message that just said "omg flip phones right" without any context.
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Newest Marvel superhero, reporting for duty. Superpowers include standing perfectly still while the world rushes by, writing poems, and creating worlds out of daydreams.
Me: We're specifically nerdy to each other.
Me: It's a particular kind of nerdiness I save just for you.
Friend:
Me: It's because we're drift compatible.
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hirvithewolfhound
Uh oh…..
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did anyone else read the title of this post and expect some weird ass platonic bdsm bullshit
I did at first, then I realized there are some parts of the world untouched by our inherent sin
Beautifully written.
Facebook should have known this would happen when they added nicknames...
Friend: I support this one, relatively minor, decision you have made.
Me: Thank you for expressing your unconditional support concerning anything I will ever do for the rest of time.
Friend: DON'T BE DELIBERATELY OBTUSE!
Me: No, I'm being acute. I'm always a cute.
Friend: ...omg did you just
Couple bonding activities: just fucking die.
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The aloofness only a meme can provide.
Adding please or thank you to statements automatically renders them polite statements so "I want to have sex with you, please" is clearly a winner here.
I see what ya did there, you clever bastard
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my mother, everybody
Friend: So, you're playing the field?
Me: Nah, I'm bumbling through the field.
The normal stages of any healthy romantic relationship (according to my friends):
- Internet Hoe
- Sex Tourist
- Friends
- Long Distance Dating
- Engaged
The moral of the story, kids, is that there is no ‘normal’ way to fall in love. But it still happens and it is worth very much worth it.
I think the best part of grease live is watching @jessssicajones react to this absurdity.