Reasons why Disney Princesses are actually kinky af:

*according to a very important group chat with @disloyalandsadisticfurtrapper @lying-hyperion-jackass and @chekhovyourprivilege* *includes some of the princes too because of course*

Ariel: a voyeur who is into toys. Also- "’down where it’s wetter’ is definitely a euphemism for something.”

Belle: bestiality... or into furries? 

Cinderella: a financial dom... her prince also has a foot fetish this one is just so obvious

Rapunzel: uses her hair as a sex swing apparently

Tiana: into stuff with food... ex. cooks an elaborate meal, serves it on her body

Mulan: enjoys pegging

Jasmine: “pretty with it, she could be a dominatrix”

Snow White: likes orgies. also her prince is a necrophiliac

Pocahontas: “very much into whipping John Smith while he apologizes for the imperialistic murders committed by his people. So like, sort of a dom.”

Aurora: “1. knew her prince from birth and 2. was definitely a willing participant in his somnophilic shenanigans.”

Merida: sexually aroused by smashing the patriarchy

Elsa: *yes she is a queen and technically not in the disney princess line up but* “sensation play with ice is real and elsa has ice powers.”