How to Channel Peggy Carter (a handy little guide):

First you need the basics. An english accent, red lipstick, the innate ability to transform literally anything into a weapon.

Then, of course, you have to think about how you interact with others. Not everyone can be your scrawny boy from Brooklyn, waitress gal pal, or lovable butler in crime. Because, sadly, there are chauvinist pigs out there. But, here’s the thing. You are talented and qualified, even if your coworkers don’t see that. You are the best. Remember that. And, even if you don’t get their respect, you’re probably the only person who can actually get the job done.

Peggy is a true hero. The founder of SHIELD, (happens to be British). The badass Agent Carter! Feel that in your bones. Live it. Love it. (You should probably just take over the avengers and dominate the mcu- that’s how awesome you are).

FZZT Closet Cosplay! (requested by actually-hes-the-boss)

How To Channel Natasha Romanoff (a handy little guide):

First, you need to be a bit of a sarcastic ass. Was your friend frozen in ice for 70 years? Call him a fossil. Or just poke fun at his love life. But don’t forget, friendship is important. This means going over home renovations in the middle of an epic battle and trying to set up your fossil-y friend on a date… during a fight.

Be prepared for anything. Remember, you are a boss ass bitch. Are you in the middle of an interrogation (which you are totally owning by the way)? Does the covert organization you work for need you? YOU ARE NATASHA FREAKIN’ ROMANOFF! You can fight your way out and still look damn cute.

Natasha Romanoff is the super-est spy to ever spy. And remember, when it comes to espionage, blending in is key. Make sure you understand your surroundings. And then disappear.

If that fails, remember: public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. Find someone. Make out. Be a super spy. (If anyone would like to help me demonstrate this one, I am accepting applications).