the real question is, how on earth did sam manage to call shotgun and relegate bucky to the back seat

Bucky has never heard of this “shotgun” & resents having weird modern shit used against him, but “Sam did call it and rules are rules, Buck,” Steve says, regretful but fair

#sounds legit #marvel #cacw #cacw spoilers #ish #bucky barnes #sam wilson #steve rogers

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mrskingbing

Sam is really inspired by Sharon’s speech

#it was a very MOVING speech #get it #get ittttt #okay i am sleepy blogging #and queueing this for your amusement #cacw #cacw spoilers

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agent-85

kotabombastic

Captain America Civil War Summary

Bucky: I came out to buy some plums and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

#true #cacw #cacw spoilers #bucky barnes

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nbkatara

james buchanan barnes, howling commando, the winter soldier, the fist of hydra, the deadliest assassin in united states history: can you move your seat up

#response from an actual bird-#no #bucky barnes #cacw #cacw spoilers

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surefootcleric

Everyone’s motivations in Captain America Civil War (insp.)

#you're not wrong #marvel #cacw spoilers #civil war spoilers #cacw

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actually-hes-the-boss

marxandria

last time a car was involved,

#HAHAHAHA #omg #cacw #cacw spoilers #civil war #civil war spoilers #fanart #too true though

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blogginghaley

Shortly after CACW (I assume)

Steve @ Tony: I gave you the phone for emergencies and, while I think the first few sessions of group counseling were helpful, it's really gotten out of hand.

Steve: Not to mention the time you made me stay on the phone to watch the Princess Bride because I owed you for being, and I quote, "A jerkface bad friend."

Steve: And when I gave you our location it was because you made me think there was an emergency, not so you could send everyone care packages.

Steve: Not that the team isn't grateful. Though I don't really appreciate that mine was just a basket filled with 300 'Welcome to New Jersey' brochures.

#reblogging #i saw someone tag this #wondering why the #300 welcome to new jersey brochures #well my friend #there is a very clear reason for this #tony stark #is a little shit #and he is still bitter #so what better way to piss off a boy from brooklyn #than to make bombard him with brochures #about new jersey #my weird line of thoughy #cacw spoilers #civil war spoilers

blogginghaley

Anyone else just get uncontrollably sad every time they think about Clint ‘I retired so I can be with my wife and kids’ Barton, who is now a wanted man BECAUSE I DO

#clint barton #hawkeye #cacw #cacw spoilers #civil war #civil war spoilers #WHY MARVEL WHY

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slamncram

bitchevans

#iconic #cacw spoilers #cacw #civil war spoilers #bucky barnes #sam wilson #marvel

blogginghaley

Shortly after CACW (I assume)

Steve @ Tony: I gave you the phone for emergencies and, while I think the first few sessions of group counseling were helpful, it's really gotten out of hand.

Steve: Not to mention the time you made me stay on the phone to watch the Princess Bride because I owed you for being, and I quote, "A jerkface bad friend."

Steve: And when I gave you our location it was because you made me think there was an emergency, not so you could send everyone care packages.

Steve: Not that the team isn't grateful. Though I don't really appreciate that mine was just a basket filled with 300 'Welcome to New Jersey' brochures.

#cacw spoilers #cacw #steve rogers #tony stark #marvel #spoilers #civil war spoilers #stony #mcu headcanon

blogginghaley

Black Panther: My name is T’Challa, King of Wakanda. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

#cacw #cacw spoilers #civil war spoilers #the princess bride #black panther #t'challa #is basically #inigo montoya #pretty sure #:P #spoilers

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theironman

when you wanna show your muscles but you don’t want people calling you a show off so you gotta stop a helicopter to make it seem natural

#HOW IS THIS ALREADY A GIF?#cacw #cacw spoilers #civil war #civil war spoilers #the movie was amazing though #and just #look at dem arms

blogginghaley

Guys, I was just doing an art history reading and I’m pretty sure I stumbled onto some serious Captain America Civil War spoilers.

WOW I KNOW I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING YOU REALLY FOOLED US MARVEL

#cacw #cacw spoilers #art history #marvel #mcu #shhhh i've lost my mind #it's fine

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maxximoffed

HTIS IS SO FUNNY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL DRAMATIC BUT THERES LIKE FIVE OF THEM

#i can’t believe ~civil war~ is actually just a fist fight in a tesco’s parking lot

(me, waiting on a delayed flight, stuck in the waiting area with the huge glass windows, watching like 10 guys fight on the landing strip) so should we like call someone

#cacw #cacw spoilers #stunning

blogginghaley

Tony @ Steve: Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.

Tony: Sometimes I want to kiss your perfect lips.

#civil war #cacw #cacw spoilers #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #marvel #very important thought #watching the new trailer

blogginghaley

Wow. Okay. I can't believe marvel decided to go with a love triangle. I mean, I'm just as excited as the next person that the mcu is getting its first exclusively romantic drama, but does it really need to push Steve and Tony into a lovers quarrel/war all because Steve's long lost love, Bucky, comes back??? I guess it'll all depend on how they handle it...

#cacw #cacw spoilers #civil war #marvel #mcu #totally real #spoilers #this is a joke #obviously #thought I'd add that just in case