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Haley, 25, MFA Candidate at The New School, TFA Alum, NYU Grad, and Writer- Nerdy and Proud :) "I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me."
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Next week on Shield:

Phil Coulson plans a SUPER AWESOME FAMILY FUN BOYS TRIP with two of his sons. Hunter and Mack, disappointed. 

#aos spoilers#team bus family#phil coulson#director dad#pretty sure that's why he jumped#there's nothing some time with dad can't fix#and he's been worried lately#grant ward#has been acting out#teenage rebellion and all that#and director dad worries that#leo fitz#needs the sex talk#so really this was the perfect time#to get his first two sons#alone on an alien planet#aos headcanon
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Maveth Predictions: Denial Edition

She’s still in the cast list, so everything is fine.

Mack sings the entire soundtrack to Hamilton over an extended credit sequence. He has a lovely voice.

Coulson stops being dangerously reckless, gets that head injury fixed up, and teaches the Hydra team the true meaning of Christmas. Their hearts grow three sizes.

Everyone at the Hydra base is nice to Simmons after the portal closes because she’s awesome. When SHIELD arrives, they bring her a nice cup of tea. It’s good tea. Fitz returns, unharmed, soon after. He has tea, too. They discuss lazy UK stereotypes over tea.

While on Maveth, Fitz runs into Will and the two hit it off before safely returning to Earth. Will and Simmons decide their previous relationship under extreme conditions isn’t the best start, also Fitz is awesome, so it’s better to be just close friends. FitzSimmons invite Will to SHIELD’s new game night. Everyone has fun.

The Secret Warriors do great. Lincoln gets something for Daisy’s nosebleed after she opens the portal. It’s very sweet.

Bobbi and Hunter have no problems parachuting into a heavily armed Hydra base with no immediate backup. They banter. Hunter breaks a nail.

May runs into Andrew/Lash, who unexpectedly calmed down a lot after the mustard gas thing. Who knew? There is no painful emotional confrontation because the writers decided to give May a goddamn break.

We meet Brant Gourd, Ward’s distant and non-psychotic cousin, who infiltrated Hydra and swapped places with Ward just before entering the portal. He gets everyone hoverboards.

Think I nailed it.

#omg i am actually laughing out loud#eveything about this is perfect#aos spoilers#REAL SPOILERS OKAY#aos headcanon#team bus family#I LOVE THIS SOOOOO MUCH
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Anonymous asked:

Ok, Ok,Ok, Time-out. I want scene where at the beginning of an episode Hunter lends his "Damn the Yanks" shirt to Fitz (for a simple undercover op or something) then towards the end of the episode Hunter catches Simmons coming out of Fitz's room in the early morning wearing the shirt and he's like "Is that my shirt?"

Jemma: Your shirt? What... I? No, obviously this is mine, I’m wearing it and... uh...

Hunter: I lent it to Fitz. It’s custom made. 

Jemma: YEAH WELL THAT’S FOR STEALING MY HOODIE THAT ONE TIME. HAHA! This was totally planned and had nothing to do with sex which I have never even had or heard of so THERE!

#aos headcanon#jemma simmons#lance hunter#fitzsimmons#agents of shield#aos spoilers#ish#this is amazing#thank you for this ask!#asks#Anonymous
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OKAY I NEED HELP

SOMEONE COME HELP ME WORK OUT WHAT ALL THIS SHIT ON JEMMA’S DRESSER IS

  • are the pictures of flowers and leaves??? the one on the right looks like a maple-y kind of leaf to me, or like, milk thistle or something. the left weirdly looks a bit like daisies – which is kinda cute, considering. favourite flowers??? plants she likes for biochem/molecular structure reasons and so finds the beauty in that?? pictures she took herself?? just for the aesthetic??
  • (jemma simmons is the kind of person who collects leaves when she’s on a walk and you can fight me on this)
  • that’s clearly tissues up the back
  • next to that is a thing of cotton wool balls?? (there’s obvious make-up explanations ofc but oh god what if she has first aid stuff right there in her room?? so that she’s always ready to help??? oh god oh god oh god)
  • maybe some of that is other make-up stuff???
  • the metallic boxes have a jewellery box kind of feel to them, although don’t hold me to that
  • (when do we find out what happened to the necklace???)
  • is any of that stuff tea stuff??? on the left there?? i’m not a tea person. i know there are tea people out there. so. tea stuff???
  • this is hopeless they’re all just indistinguishable containers without labels
  • why does jemma simmons not have a label maker
  • THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE’VE SEEN THE INSIDE OF JEMMA’S ROOM/BUNK ALL SERIES I’M SO HERE FOR IT
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memorysdaughter

Um, so, I tried.  Also, Jemma Simmons is a complicated woman.

i cannot even express how much i want jemma simmons to have body glitter on her dresser now

#jemma simmons#aos headcanon#omg
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surefootcleric asked:

Fitzsimmons (for the Halloween thing?)

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  • Choses the pumpkin: Dr. Dr. Jemma ‘no really we just need to look at 15 more, we’ve almost got it, I promise’ Simmons
  • Carves the pumpkin: Technically neither of them, since Fitz has designed a state of the art pumpkin cutting machine (No, it is not actually against the rules, Daisy, Coulson said we have to do these by ourselves, and I did create the Pumkinator BY MYSELF so there). 
  • Gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: No haunted houses this year. In fact, nothing scary AT ALL will get by Fitz. Jemma needs time to recover. 
  • Matching costume idea: Fitzsimmons have done the couples costume thing since before they were even a couple, trust me. This year they’ll both be bunnies. Daisy claims she can’t tell they are wearing costumes, Hunter makes an inappropriate joke. 
  • Makes a cozy bed-fort to cuddle in: Leopold Fitz engineers the hell out of some blankets and creates the most unnecessarily high tech bed fort people never knew they needed. 
  • Steal’s the other’s candy: Dr. Leopold ‘I needed a snack and accidentally ate everyone’s candy’ Fitz
  • Accidentally gets lost in a corn maze: *awkward Jemma lying voice* YES we were LOST in that maze we were definitely not having sex we don’t even do that and from a face point of view Fitz is just gross maybe you are sleeping with him I mean got lost in the corn maze um.......
  • Tells spooky stories to scare the other: Lately, they haven’t been fans of scary stories. They lived through enough of them, thank you very much. 
  • Collects cool-looking leaves: BOTH OF THEM. Because really these leaves are fascinating and of course we should document ever one we find. Yes, I do know we are on a secret mission BUT NATURE. 

*also asked by @perplexedpond and a lovely anon*

#fitzsimmons#leo fitz#jemma simmons#agents of shield#aos headcanon#asks#pipsqueak216
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Anonymous asked:

So I saw this thing called "Drunk Science," which of course immediately made me think of Fitzsimmons...

blogginghaley answered:

OMG BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

The “kids” (…agents) are all drunk one night. Fitzsimmons can hold their liquor pretty well… but… they’re definitely on the tipsy side of things. Which is why when Skye decides they should start a web series called “Drunk Science” they are COMPLETELY on board. 

No one involved knew that it would take off. I’m talking ridiculous numbers of fans, followers, comments. Fanfics. ENTIRE FREAKIN’ BLOGS DEDICATED TO “DRUNK SCIENCE”. 

It gets so famous that they get some big name guest stars on the show. People are still talking about the time Jane Foster accidentally SUMMONED THOR because she forgot a “reallllyyyy cool, you guys” 3D model. And the episode where Tony and Bruce battle Fitzsimmons in a “science” drinking game? Still their most viewed video. 

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FitzSimmons and the Science Bros. “accidentally” turn the Bus into a time machine using the power of friendship and copious amounts of Asgardian liquor.  They all go back to bring Peggy and Angie to the modern world because why the hell not.

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blogginghaley

SIGN ME UP ASAP I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

#marvel#aos headcanon#fitzsimmons#science bros#I SUPPORT ALL OF THIS#YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I WANT TIME TRAVEL#ANDDDD FOR PEGGY TO COME TO THE PRESENT#NO QUESTIONS ASKED
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Anonymous asked:

So I saw this thing called "Drunk Science," which of course immediately made me think of Fitzsimmons...

OMG BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

The “kids” (…agents) are all drunk one night. Fitzsimmons can hold their liquor pretty well… but… they’re definitely on the tipsy side of things. Which is why when Skye decides they should start a web series called “Drunk Science” they are COMPLETELY on board. 

No one involved knew that it would take off. I’m talking ridiculous numbers of fans, followers, comments. Fanfics. ENTIRE FREAKIN’ BLOGS DEDICATED TO “DRUNK SCIENCE”. 

It gets so famous that they get some big name guest stars on the show. People are still talking about the time Jane Foster accidentally SUMMONED THOR because she forgot a “reallllyyyy cool, you guys” 3D model. And the episode where Tony and Bruce battle Fitzsimmons in a “science” drinking game? Still their most viewed video. 

#fitzsimmons#agents of shield#aos headcanon#drunk science#guys i want this to be real now#Anonymous#i don't even know what the original one is#this is canon shhhh#:)
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actual picture of jemma simmons’ bunk door once she returns and gets her hands on fitz (x)

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#omfg#fitzsimmons#aos headcanon
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Anonymous asked:

Fitzsimmons getting ready for their date headcanons?

Let’s pretend everything is happy and nothing hurts. Or, in other words, that date night went uninterrupted. No rocky situations and the like….
  • Fitz and Simmons are practically an old married couple. Who are going on their first date? Which makes things kinda complicated. 
  • Because let’s be real. Fitzsimmons KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER. They have exhausted pretty much all awkward first date conversation topics. 
  • But but but. Those science dorks are awkward little bunnies. AKA one of them will probably start telling a story and the other one will be like… I was there? Remember? You literally just said my name IN THE STORY soooo.
  • Needless to say, pre-date, they will be freaking out about how to act. Because ‘normal’ is out of the question. 
  • WHAT DO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT? WHAT IS FLIRTING? WHAT IS LIFE?
  • Skye somehow immediately finds out. And demands to dress Simmons. Jemma is like- I thought you were out with Coulson? How did you get back so fast? No, I am not wearing that dress, it is too revealing. 
  • Leopold Fitz conducts some serious restaurant research. There are graphs. 
  • Those two dumb dorks overthink EVERYTHING.
  • Hunter hands Fitz AN ENTIRE box of condoms, says good luck mate, and walks out of the room. 
  • Fitz freaks out because he thinks he’s supposed to shave THAT’S WHAT YOU DO BEFORE A DATE RIGHT? But his hand is still a little shaky… Bobbi somehow appears behind him and says, “I wouldn’t do that. Trust me.” 
  • Complete panic sets. 
  • Which is absolutely unnecessary. Because they are each other’s people. 
  • And yes, about half the date is completely awkward. Until Jemma can see that Fitz doesn’t like the food (AFTER ALL THE RESEARCH TOO), so she suggests that they go back to the playground. She’ll cook. And they end up eating sandwiches with just a hint of pesto aioli and watching doctor who. 
  • Everything is so seamless. They slip into their old patterns. But, this time there is something different. Something extra. 
  • Really, they shouldn’t have been worried to begin with. 
#fitzsimmons#jemma simmons#leo fitz#aos headcanon#agents of shield#Anonymous
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Anonymous asked:

Headcanons on Skye helping Simmons get ready for the date / Hunter helping Fitz?

Skye’s very important advice (for a certain Jemma Simmons):

  • No peter pan collars. No boring button up shirts. On second thought, nothing out of your closet.... I have the perfect dress for you. 
  • Gah, you two are practically married already. Why date? Let’s just skip to the wedding ceremony. 
  • No glove, no love. 

Hunter’s very important advice (for one Leopold Fitz):

  • Never fall in love. ALL WOMEN ARE HELL BEASTS. 
#fitzsimmons#skye#lance hunter#aos headcanon#slowly working my way through asks#sorry i've been a slow poke over here#Anonymous
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pxrrished-deactivated20161217 asked:

If you're still doing this: fitzsimmons honeymoon aesthetic? (This is very broad, so go crazy ❤️)

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Wait. Wait no. This is too much for me. Because this leads to a whole lot of questions. Where would they go? What would they do??? WHERE WOULD THEY GO?????

Alright. So Jemma Simmons loves to travel. That’s one of the reasons why the two of them were on the team in the first place. Because it would be the perfect opportunity to really explore. And Leopold ‘Jemma is the sun’ Fitz will go literally anywhere she wants. 

Here’s what I think. A romantic European honeymoon. Simmons has grand plans that they are going to see literally every historical site ever and go to every gosh darn museum. She also has more obscure places on her list... and about all of them are the homes/hometowns of famous scientists. And yes, they do get a lot of it done. Jemma Simmons Fitzsimmons is not one to slack. But there’s also a lot of hand holding in galleries and long nights in whatever hotel they are currently in. 

(And no, Skye, it wasn’t that big of a deal. But yes, we were kicked out of the louvre. If I understood correctly, the reason roughly translated to “excessive pda.”) 

#fitzsimmons#jemma simmons#leo fitz#this became an#aos headcanon#but um#in other words#yes i will do the thing#probably tomorrow#and i want to know what other people think!#:)#tinyscienceangels
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