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Frozen 2 looks CRAZY. Kristoff becomes the King of England? And that tragic backstory about him growing up in a repressed German society…. wow. Did not see any of that coming.
WOAHHHH new information came out and he ALSO joins a glee club halfway through the movie??? WILD
We interrupt your regular programming for a rant about quoting Shakespeare:
In conclusion, things are often taken out of context. Know the context. It makes it funnier when people use the above trying to sound serious and profound.
In case anyone was wondering, this rant was brought to you by the final song of Legally Blonde: The Musical, in which they quote Polonius, and that “though she be but little” print that people use in baby nurseries.
Who, me? Do a follow forever in time for the new year? Ha, as if! I do my follow forevers sporadically and in constant fear that I’m forgetting a ton of great people like the cool kid I am! No doubt many of you will be wondering who in the fresh hell this rambler is so I should probably clarify that I follow everyone as orswallowedinthesea (my old URL from the Coldplay era). Long story short these blogs are amazing and everyone should follow them. Happy 2018 everybody!
Also a special shoutout to these absolute goddamn stars, I adore you all: @ainswerths, @blogginghaley, @chrissydaae, @dad-sweaters, @hickeynicky, @murdocknatchios, @perksofbeingafanboy
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g-p: @generalantiope, @ghosthills, @heart @itsthatunique, @jaimelannistre, @jameskirk, @jediknightrey, @jemmablossom, @jlaw, @jones-jessica, @jonswno, @kalebkrychek, @kateautsen, @knockturnallley, @lady-arryn, @leejordan, @letitia-wright, @lizzie-mcguire, @loveofromance, @lunaloved, @lyanna-mormont, @lydia-martin, @lydstilinsk, @mashamorevna, @mcavoys, @meraofxebel, @mrtnlyd, @nateural, @nwetss, @noorasaetlre, @notahammer, @odairannies, @odious, @ohmystarsy, @princessofpoldark,
r-z: @reyynas, @richardrankin, @riversongsmelody, @rosetylecr, @rrahl, @sebstns, @sirxusblack, @skittlesinthere, @srgtpeppers, @starklys, @stiles-lydia, @stupidape, @stydixa, @summer-roberts, @targayrens, @thenorthern-girl, @thestoryandyou, @thominho, @thorodinson, @tiffanyachings, @tompayne, @travellersfarfromhome, @tsaritsacatherine, @varous, @vesperlynds, @volchitza, @weloveperioddrama, @wholove, @willyra, @winchestheart, @zedayas, @zendaya-colemen
Guys, I love Netflix. Shows about friendship? Who needs Friends or How I Met Your Mother? What about critically-acclaimed films? LILO AND STITCH (also my first choice). And then there is just about everything with that spy movies category THUMBS UP NETFLIX, YOU DID GOOD.
Alright, so in the movie version of The Martian, Johanssen and Beck are in the hospital with their newborn baby when the next Ares mission launches. How much do you bet those two nerds did a whole bunch of wonky semi-accurate calculations so that they could try to conceive a baby with a possible birthday on the launch date???
High School (in tv shows): Hella dramatic, errbody sleeping with errbody, parties pretty much nonstop, 26 is the new 16, murders?, marriages?, business ventures?, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STUFF THAT IS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN TO US EVER EVER.
High School (in real life): Homework.
Problematic Faves: Ruth ( ruthedotcom) edition
*can’t eat bread and somehow is still alive?? what is she, a superhero?? (the answer must be yes)
*draws way better than i could ever dream of
*is way too cute
that’s literally all i can think of. my problematic fave isn’t problematic enough for this meme. <3 <3
Actually, I think I’m a super villain???
Yes. I can confirm. Actual Super Villain. Soooo evil. Pure evil? It’s tragic really. Another kind soul lost to the evil that is Iain De Caestecker...
Headcanon that one time Steve scolds everyone and says “language!” and it becomes a running joke. And that Tony and Thor have husband offs over their respective partners. “Pepper is running a whole entire company.” “Well, Jane is totes winning a nobel prize. Has Pepper ever done that???” And that Tony and Bruce science all the freakin’ time together. It’s to the point where Bruce has his own freakin’ workspace in the goddam tower. And, I don’t know, they name one of their projects something ridiculous. Like… VERONICA. But the real ship is Tony and Steve because EVEN NATASHA ROMANOFF FEELS THE NEED TO COMMENT ON HOW THEY WERE STARING INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES. And that Nat and Banner are awkward little ducklings who were never taught how to flirt. But it probably involves quoting movies? And Nat and Clint are the bro-est of all bros in bro-land. To the point where his kids call her auntie Nat and HE NAMES HIS SON AFTER HER. (And Quicksilver, who he spent 97% of the time sassing but 100% of the time loving like a father I’m not crying you are). And, by the way, the middle of an epic fight? Definitely the right time to talk about home renovations with your bestie….. after you promise your wife you’re done with projects…. And that the all new avengers is going to be 1/3 black, 1/3 female, 1/6… whatever the hell vision is…., and 1/6 dorito man.
Oh… wait.
Avengers: Age Of Ultron Fandom
*in theaters near you*
Dear Americans,
Stop literally everything you are doing (except breathing and basic human functions, you freakin’ nerds). Go to this page. Watch everything. Don’t question it.
This is Eurovision Song Contest.
Europe welcomes you.
-A Newly Converted Soul
enjoy this while it lasts
PLUS:
fucked up poor people
Shameless. This has to be Shameless.
ruthedotcom: an origin story
A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away (shhh I think this is how all stories start) there lived a brilliant artist, a girl with kind eyes and a heart of gold. As an artist, Ruth had one goal: to create a masterpiece. She searched high and low for inspiration.
And then Agents of Shield happened.
Ruth turned on the show, unprepared for any sort of dark magic. And that was when she saw him. Iain De Caestecker: Trash Prince, with his hypnotizing blue eyes and all around dumb stupid face.
This was it. She found her muse.
So she got to work. Ruth drew a picture Iain, but it came out all wrong.
*rough approximation*
So she tried again. And again. Eventually she figured out the detailed process, devoting countless hours… and dollars… to trips to Scotland, meditation, and drawing.
Finally, she had done it. She had created a masterpiece.
But his face continued to haunt her. It was too beautiful, too dumb, too stupid. He needed to be stopped.
Something changed in Ruth that day, staring at Iain’s trash face. Maybe it was all the work she had put into her drawings, maybe it was the fact that his face just shouldn’t be allowed.
She started to crack. He needed to be stopped. And, if that wasn’t an option, well she would have to do what any reasonable person would do.
And that was how Ruth became a super villain.
I can attest to this, she has gone crazy since she started watching this show >:l
I beg to differ, I have always been like this, just slightly better at hiding it :P
If you could have me write a fic specifically for you, what would it be like? Fandom, characters/pairing, genre, plot elements… what’s your ideal fic from me?
May mostly tells me to think about the last time we tried the suburban house thing. But it was only two SMALL explosions and a possum. Nobody got hurt. Skye and Simmons know that possums are relatively harmless now. And we would just not have any screwdrivers in the vicinity of Fitz. Plus, May's BBQ would make it worth it.
I WAS RIGHT I CALLED IT!
