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Haley, 25, MFA Candidate at The New School, TFA Alum, NYU Grad, and Writer- Nerdy and Proud :) "I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me."
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How To Channel Natasha Romanoff (a handy little guide):

  • First, you need to be a bit of a sarcastic ass. Was your friend frozen in ice for 70 years? Call him a fossil. Or just poke fun at his love life. But don’t forget, friendship is important. This means going over home renovations in the middle of an epic battle and trying to set up your fossil-y friend on a date… during a fight. 
  • Be prepared for anything. Remember, you are a boss ass bitch. Are you in the middle of an interrogation (which you are totally owning by the way)? Does the covert organization you work for need you? YOU ARE NATASHA FREAKIN’ ROMANOFF! You can fight your way out and still look damn cute.  
  • Natasha Romanoff is the super-est spy to ever spy. And remember, when it comes to espionage, blending in is key. Make sure you understand your surroundings. And then disappear. 
  • If that fails, remember: public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. Find someone. Make out. Be a super spy. (If anyone would like to help me demonstrate this one, I am accepting applications). 
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