i can’t keep up with this series

Does anyone wanna tell Tom Holland the truth? (x)

Hey if vines exist in the MCU does that mean the “how did you take down captain America” “we shot him in ze legz bc his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot” vine also exist and has Steve seen it

not only has steve seen it its his favorite vine and his ringtone

sam made him watch it

HE FREAKING TOLD US HE WAS REALLY TELLING THE TRUTH

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. 

‘What about Ron magic?’ offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.  

The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: “You are Hagrid now.”

Gins just linked me to the Guardian piece on this Botnik chapter half an hour ago and I cried laughing, so of course within three minutes of getting on Tumblr there are illustrations. <3 <3

i’m having my immortal flashbacks

JennieUrman:  Here you go!  The video of the cast finding out that @Brettdier is back…

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

In October David Harbour agreed to be in a fans senior photos and it’s finally happening. I will add the rest of the photos as soon as they’re posted.

Update:

waits patiently for 2015 upload

2015

Happy new year 2016

Happy new year 2017 

And now, we wait

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

doctor: you have three minutes and forty-nine seconds to live 

me: 

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

i lovethis so much

iconic moment.

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

either the best or worst thing i have ever done

This is amazing

Patronize these kids at your own risk.