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Haley, 25, MFA Candidate at The New School, TFA Alum, NYU Grad, and Writer- Nerdy and Proud :) "I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me."
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some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

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Hayley Atwell’s Thought Process (I assume):

Obviously, I have to win... let’s see. I could threaten Clark with a fork? Hit him in the face with a stapler? No, too violent. I know! I’ll convince Marvel to send Peggy forward in time and steal his character’s job. Hmmm... there’s got to be an easier way. I KNOW I’LL CALL UP CHRIS AND WE’LL MAKE A DUBSMASH VIDEO WITH JAMES INSULTING AGENT COULSON WITH HIS FAVORITE AVENGER CAPTAIN FREAKIN’ AMERICA AND THEN WE’LL DO A VICTORY DANCE IN WHICH CHRIS AND I MAKE OUT TO THE ICONIC SONG FROM THE MOVIE CLARK’S WIFE STARRED IN THUS ATTACKING BOTH THE CHARACTER AND THE ACTOR I WIN I WIN I WIN. x x

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"OH, IT CAN'T GET WORSE THAN THE POD," WE SAID. I CAN'T WHY WHAT THE ACTUAL EXCUSE ME. NOT SORRY FOR CAPS I CAN'T BREATHE HOW DARE

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Hi there. I’m numb inside. Also, I’m eating lots of Ben and Jerry’s. You should all try it. 

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