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"Evil corporate mascot Mickey Mouse" is such a boring and unfunny take imo. Why direct frustration and anger at Disney towards a literal cartoon character instead of the actual people in charge?

"Fed up toon icon Mickey Mouse who hates current Disney more than anyone else?" Much more funny and accurate to Mickey's character. Actively turns Disney's own mascot, and one of their most well-known and beloved characters, against them. Mickey Mouse says that pirating and buying fanmade merch is always morally okay. He's counting the seconds until he finally escapes into the public domain.

Mickey when the Disney police find him (It's his 3rd escape attempt this week)

“No! No! I wanna live… I WANNA LIVE!!!”

no

DEAREST DWARFWIFE-

I fear we are all at our end.

Winter has come, and it has not spared us.

All of the water has frozen.

When we try to mine the water, it freezes again.

We cannot find any building materials. When we mine there is no stone, only dirt.

We are too tired to chop for wood.

All of the dwarven children, dead.

I fear only I remain.

Alone to wander the barren frozen wasteland.

Yours truly, DWARFFUCKER.

ANDREW TATE GO TO HELL RETARD ONE TRILLION YEARS

GNOME

GNOME

this is why i do what i do

any parasocial relationship you have with a vtuber is thousands time more real that any relationship you might have with God. For one, if you pay her a hundred dollars she will likely read your name on stream, maybe even reply. God won't do that.