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Blithering Mc Gonagall

@blitheringmcgonagall

Until the Very End
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Jily/Wolfstar/Marauders addict
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Anonymous asked:

If you take prompts, can you write the Whooping Willow scene in PoA from Sirius' pov, please?

It's ok if you don't :) but in love with your writing 💕💕❤️

Thanks anon :D Here is the build-up to Sirius dragging Ron into the willow from Sirius's POV. It's what I call 'Murderous Godfather Sirius Black,"

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He was fury given form, a creature born of vengeance and fire.

White-hot and searing, it fueled him—coursing through his veins, nourishing his starving body, lending strength to his wasted muscles.

It drove him onward, bones pressing against dirt-caked skin, his body reduced to a vessel of pure wrath.

In his mind, an ocean churned, waves of rage crashing against the edges of his sanity, uncontainable and relentless. Fury poured into him like an unceasing tide, brimming to the point of overflowing, holding him upright when exhaustion gnawed at his bones, filling the hollow spaces hunger had left behind.

Vengeance would be his feast.

He waited, hidden by the carpet of rotting leaves.

The scent of decay filling Padfoot’s nose, thick and damp like the newly tilled earth of a grave.

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annabtg

If Minerva McGonagall had a son, she would have wanted him to be like James Potter.

A short piece I wrote some time ago. Introspective and bittersweet.

Reblogging in honour of Minerva McGonagall's birthday! Happy Birthday, Professor!

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ohboywonder

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think I’m called what my sister is called in fact.

Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by “Professor [insert any other name but McGonagall” for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.

From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.

Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny “accidentally’ calls her Sir and it starts again.

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kyraneko

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

which would have all kinds of additional ramifications when you remember snape is the only one who knew petunia personally

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mjrtaurus

He asks Harry to stay after class and straight up asks him “Am I truly that unpleasant?”

Okay, okay, okay, this is probably deeply off-track, but all I can think of is Harry––who upon learning that Snape, of all people, his pain in the neck potions professor knows his aunt––has now received what can only be called a psychic punch to balls. 

How, how, how, is a teenage boy supposed to rectify this, mentally? Connect these strange unjoined worlds to somehow explain that Snape––Snape!––knows his Aunt Petunia?

“It doesn’t make any sense, mate,” Harry tells Ron, blearily, desperately wishing at age thirteen years that his butter beer was a real beer. “It just––it can’t be. Why would he know Aunt Petunia?” Ron grimaces. “Why would he want to? I mean, I know he’s Snape, and all that, but––”

Harry writes his only letter back to #4 Privet Drive, dotted with tears, and it has one line: How do you know Severus Snape?

Petunia writes back: DO NOT MENTION THAT MAN EVER AGAIN. 

And this. This. Sparks a light in Harry’s head. This is the same way Petunia talks about celebrities who have deeply, personally offended her. Usually when she fancied them and then they got married. It’s so completely clear to him, now: Snape is deeply, irrevocably, utterly in love with Aunt Petunia. 

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Admirer

“Where’d you get that from?” Lily gestured to the chocolate heart Remus currently had in his hand.

“It was on top of my books when I went back to my table in the library.” He shrugged, adjusting the books under his arm. “It’s not the first thing I’ve gotten this week.”

At random times he would find chocolates or pastries and at one point a new record with his things. No one seemed to have any idea where they came from, but so far nothing had been cursed. He was pretty sure he hadn’t fallen under some love spell either.

“Interesting.” Lily had an odd look cloud her features.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“Lils.” Remus stopped in the middle of the hall before the stairs to the tower.

She bit her lip for a moment, looking away from him. “It’s just… I think you’re being a bit daft.”

“Why?”

“Who was nearby each time you got those things?”

The heat rose in Remus’ cheeks. “Oh. Sirius.”

“I don’t think your admirer is so secret.” She nudged him.

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Jilytober 2022

It's that time of year again, folks! Jilytober is almost upon us, the month devoted to the Epic Love Story that led to Harry Potter's existence. As usual, I have put together a prompt list in case people are looking for writing inspiration. Any and everyone should feel free to use them! Some definitely feel like #ClassicJily. Tag me if you write something, so I can reblog it😊 Have fun, friends!

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Week 34

Rated E. 136k. Drarry
Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals. Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep. Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.
Rated E. 23k. Drarry
Coming out of the war, Harry and Draco are both a little messed up. (Well, more than a little messed up if they're being honest, but no one is interested in that.) The first time it happens, they're making out and having sex in the alley behind the bar they both find themselves in, but that's just the beginning. Assigned as partners, once they become aurors, Draco finds himself drawn into Harry over and over again, in spite of the fact that he knows this can't last. How could it? Harry Potter, Savior of the Wizarding World and Draco Malfoy, Death Eater. It's preposterous.
Rated E. 6k. Wolfstar
Sirius thinks he’ll never say it, and then he does.
Remus forces the issue of the safe word. He starts out patient, with logical reason. A safe word lets me trust that you want to keep going. A safe word ensures I never hurt you. A safe word keeps us both safe. Sirius fights him on every point, so finally Remus arches an eyebrow and walks away, and the next time Sirius tries to kiss him, he disapparates. Until we have a safe word, every word is no, Remus says.
So they have a safe word.
Rated T. 103k. Wolfstar & Jily
an anti-fascist, murder mystery marauders AU - Remus is a Jewish detective in 1930s England, the Duke of Grimmauld is murdered and he is asked to investigate, Lily Evans as P.I. joins the case. Doctor Potter and the Duke’s eldest son are suspects. Who is the murderer??
Rated E. 115k. Drarry
Harry joins the Hogwarts staff as the new History of Magic Professor, while Draco has already been teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts for the past year. When Samantha, a first year, is being bullied one day and throws a made-up Truth curse at her harasser, only to accidentally hit Harry instead, Harry becomes cursed to tell the truth, and not only that, he has to regularly tell it to Draco Malfoy. Samantha is clearly gifted, maybe the most powerful witch or wizard to ever come through Hogwarts, and yet she has no idea how to take the curse off. As they work to remove it—and also teach Samantha how to control a power that's becoming more dangerous by the day—will Harry's truths become too much to handle? And will whatever’s going on with Draco just make everything exponentially worse?
Rated E. 5k. Drarry
Two men. One bed. A power outage. What will happen?
Rated E. 4k. Drarry
8th year. Truth or Dare.
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thebooktopus
Anonymous asked:

Do you know any fests that are happening or happening soon?

hi nonnie!

this is quite a question! there are SO MANY fests going on at any given time - @hpfests is an incredible resource for all things HP fest-related, and I often also reference the Potter Fests DW site.

as for some recommendations from me? let's see:

@hdsudsfest is currently prompting through the 24th - already SO MANY great ideas out there! not a writer? prompting for fests is a great way to get your ideas out there (and let someone else write them for you!)

@hdowlpost is open for sign-ups through the end of this month, if you're looking for a fun way to participate in an anonymous holiday exchange!!

@hd-wireless just released their masterlist - i would literally recommend every single work that came from it.

@hp-bodiceripper just posted their last work yesterday - another collection of bangers!

@harrydracobang reverse bang fics begin posting on 9/5 - this one is particularly close to my heart!

@hpwlwbigbang, @hpdrizzle, @hp-soulmates, @hpfacultyfest, and @hp-fearfest are all about to start posting in the upcoming weeks!

and SO MANY more... I could literally go on and on and on until we're back around to wireless reveals for 2023. hope this is helpful, and don't forget to leave creators lots of love in the form of kudos and comments - it's sustenance for us! ♥️

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squintclover

Would like to add @mixed-up-writer-fest round 2 and @maraudersfullmoonfest which has prompting now and claiming soon, for some marauders era ships. Check out their pages for more info...

Adding in @hprarepairfest @firstwizardingwarfest @siriusblackfest which are all running now as well.

Also @drarrymicrofic and @wolfstarmicrofic which are both continuous.

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Week 24, part four

Rated T. 4k. Wolfstar
Prompt: Sirius is a pirate, Remus is a fugitive, Remus manages to get a lift aboard the Blithering Idiot and it's love at first sight...
Rated T. 3k. Wolfstar
The flirtations were getting out of control, and either Sirius knew the effect he had on Remus and enjoyed torturing him, or he was completely oblivious and Remus would have to put up with it for the rest of his miserable, lonely life
Rated T. 6k. Wolfstar
Remus is ready to forgive. When you truly know someone, know their heart and their mind, and you love every part of them, forgiveness is inevitable. Remus and Sirius are inevitable.
Rated E. 67k. Drarry
When Harry realizes that Malfoy has been spending time with his godson, he knows that the Slytherin is up to something. He’s determined to prove it—even if it means spending more time with the prat

Likewise Variable by ssstrychnine

Rated T. 29k. Wolfstar
James has plans, Peter is the nurse, Sirius keeps fake blood up his sleeves, and Remus just tries to stay alive.

@wolfstarhaven did a pining fic rec on a ask the other day and that was just what my rainy sunday needed so i read the following:

Rated M. 16k. Wolfstar
Flat-sharing, jealousy, grocery shopping, a war, a party, a broken sink, a pub quiz, and a love that won’t sit still.
Rated T. 21k. Wolfstar
Remus has never been good at ignoring Sirius and maybe, just maybe, he finds he doesn't want to ignore these feelings any longer.
Rated T. 20k. Wolfstar
Remus and Sirius are in the same literature seminar at university and while Remus is great at reading books he is very bad at reading people.

@weeklyreadings thank you so much you star 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

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Hi, all! Prompting for Remus Lupin Fest is open from today until 26 November. You can leave a prompt by accessing this link: https://tinyurl.com/acn3jxu8 Before you do it, here’s a few reminders: - All ships and all eras welcome, as well as gen fic (no ship);
- You can leave as many prompts as you’d like. Leaving prompts doesn’t mean you’ve got to claim one later;
- This fest deals with mature subjects and the participants are responsible for curating their own experiences within the fest. This applies to viewing the prompts list, which is uncensored;
- Other characters can be featured, of course, but Remus Lupin must be the main focus of the stories/art pieces;
- Around here, we believe in “don’t like, don’t read”, “YKINMKATO”, “ship and let ship”, which means we will not be tolerating any kind of kink shaming, ship shaming, harassment, hate speech, or general bigotry. You can check out the prompts as they’re being sent here: https://tinyurl.com/yshb8ys5 If you have any questions, please send us a message here or on our email: [email protected].

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Until Spring Comes Again - Chapter 13

Summary: All Prince James Potter wanted was to live happily in Gryffindor Kingdom with his best friend Lily. But when evil forces conspire to take his throne, he needs to choose between a life of mischief or to become the king he should be. (Inspired by The Lion King).

Notes: One thousand thanks to @the-dream-team for this gorgeous banner and for @maraudersftw for betaing this cub of mine.

Also, thanks so much for everyone who was supportive of this delay! Hope you enjoy this chapter that features the return of a very important element of the story: the Plot.

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Chapter 13 — Mercy: The king shares his mercy with Peter. Remus offers to help Lily.

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Remus awoke to the familiar sound of Sirius’ soft snores on the other bed. He rose, yawning, opening the curtains to check outside; the sun was high already, so it was late. Then he checked the third bed in the room—it was empty and still made.

A smirk appeared on his face.

He hoped James would come back before Sirius woke up, to reduce the amount of teasing he would hear—or maybe it would not make a difference. James always wore his emotions on his sleeve, and Remus had seen the way he had looked and acted with Lily the night before. Remus doubted James would stop grinning all day, and then nothing Sirius could say would affect him.

That satisfied Remus more than should be reasonable. James deserved to be happy, and if he could be with Lily, then all Remus wanted was for them to find their way to each other. Judging by the empty bed, well, things seemed favourable.

He left Sirius sleeping and changed to grab something to eat. He managed to buy bread, paying gracefully to the old woman who sold them, and he was eating as he walked through the busy streets of Hogsmeade when he caught sight of James turning around a corner, his familiar dark red cloak swinging as he walked.

He ran to reach him, tapping him on the shoulder. ‘Already up? I thought you’d need more rest , but—’

But when the cloaked person turned, he found himself staring at a pair of shiny green eyes that certainly didn’t belong to James.

‘Lily!’ he cried, his voice suddenly high-pitched, his face heatening. ‘I—I thought—morning!’

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The Wedding Ring (3)

Summary: What is undeniably worse than attending your sister’s wedding looking as desolate and forgotten as a wilted houseplant? Drunkenly ringing your ex-boyfriend and asking him to be your date.
chapter 3 on AO3

“Does this look like ivory to you?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Well, it looks like pearl to me. I explicitly asked for samples of the ivory linens.”

“They’re nice.”

“Lily, you’re not even looking.”

Lily sighs, pulling her eyes away from the large glass windows that overlook a beautiful green garden. The flowers lining the pathway outside move in a gentle breeze, and Lily aches to join them.

Instead, she is inside listening to her sister critique an entire place-setting for its unpolished cutlery, its too small salad fork, its wrinkled napkins, and now, Lily groans internally, the color of the tablecloth.

Petunia, immaculately dressed in a modest, high-cut white dress (everything seems to be the perfect shade of white these days in Petunia’s world—except, of course, the tablecloth, evidently), is unfurling the napkin and placing it on top of the tablecloth for comparison. Lily waits with bated breath for her to pull out a magnifying glass for closer evaluation. It wouldn’t take Sherlock Holmes to identify how certifiably out-of-touch her sister is becoming.

“Let’s ask them to bring out the pearl,” says Lily, as though it were the obvious conclusion, “then you can compare them side-by-side and choose from there.”

Petunia straightens, hands dropping to her lap as she spins to look at her sister. “Brilliant idea. See, if you had been paying attention from the start you could have saved me the aggravation. I feel a migraine coming on.”

“Leave it to me.”

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Distraction Chapter 29

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The next few weeks passed without major incident. There were pranks and arguments and secret excursions, points lost and detentions given, but nothing out of the ordinary for the students of Hogwarts. Lily had to take points from Gryffindor after she found out that two second-years had locked a Ravenclaw in a broom cupboard for being a “Swotty McSwotface”; James confiscated a Fanged Frisbee from a Hufflepuff fourth-year after its snarls caught in another girl’s hair during free period. Nothing noteworthy. It was comforting, really – having been nearly killed by Snape, James was grateful that the worst thing he encountered on rounds lately was a couple of students snogging in an empty classroom.

Things continued that way until a seemingly normal Wednesday morning in mid-November, when breakfast was disrupted by a chorus of shouts emanating from the front corner of the Great Hall.

"Oi!"

"What in the name of Salazar—"

"Who did this?"

"I swear to Merlin, if my robes are ruined—"

Nearly all the students in the room sat up on their benches and craned their necks to see what was going on at the Slytherin table, where the yelling had originated. All along the bench closest to the wall, seventh-year Slytherins were swearing and tugging at each other, their movements jostling the table. Several had picked up their wands and appeared to be pointing them at each other's bums, snarling the incantations for various charms and counterspells.

"What's going on over there?" Dorcas asked.

James raised himself half out of his seat to get a better look, then shook his head in bewilderment. “No clue.”

Remus shrugged. "Pass the pumpkin juice?"

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Distraction

Long snippet ahead, because I couldn’t figure out what to share!

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The day’s password was “sugar quills.” Lily wondered, as they climbed the spiraling stairs, whether it was a coincidence that her favorite candy was the password on a day when she was desperate to speak to the Headmaster.

Dumbledore always seemed to know more than he should.

They reached the top of the staircase and knocked on the heavy wooden door.

“Enter!” Dumbledore called, his deep voice a pleasant rumble.

Lily took a deep breath and pushed open the door. “Hello, Professor.”

“Ah, if it isn’t my Head Students.” He inclined his head politely. “Is anything the matter?”

“Yes. Severus Snape tried to kill James,” Lily said without preamble, “and he’s been meeting with the Death Eaters.”

Both James and Professor Dumbledore blinked at her. She raised her chin and met their eyes boldly. She trusted the Headmaster implicitly and knew he would believe her, but there was something odd and calculating in his gaze. Although she couldn’t have explained exactly why she thought so, she had the vague impression that he was judging her, testing her spirit. To what end, she couldn’t be certain.

After a moment, he nodded and sighed. “Please, have a seat. I think you had better start at the beginning.”

They did. They told the Headmaster about James getting wind of a Death Eater meeting and how James and Sirius went to spy on them in London. James shared the names of everyone who had been there and everything he’d heard about the Death Eaters’ plans, including Lucius Malfoy’s command that they recruit others to their cause.

“He told them to keep a close eye on you, especially, sir,” James finished.

Dumbledore nodded. “Yes, I’m sure he did,” he murmured. His eyes were thoughtful as he stroked his long beard. “Did Severus discover you were there?”

“No, I don’t think so. What happened last night had nothing to do with the Death Eater meeting. He attacked me because he’s obsessed with Evans. He was following her, and I went to find out why.”

“Ah,” Dumbledore murmured. “I imagine he didn’t take the news of your relationship well.”

“Well—sir?” James’ eyebrows dipped in surprise. “You know that we’re dating? You think that’s why Snape attacked me?”

“Is it not?” Dumbledore offered them a kind smile, but there was a shrewd look in his eyes. “Very little that happens at Hogwarts stays hidden from me for long, Mr. Potter.”

“Oh.” Lily’s cheeks felt hot, and she shrugged awkwardly. “I don’t know if that’s why Severus was so angry. He just kept trying to get me to talk to him, and he was going on about how everything’s changing and how James couldn’t protect me from what was coming. He said I’d be sorry I didn’t listen to him.”

“Was he threatening you?” James demanded, gripping the arms of his chair. “The bloody wanker, I’ll show him sorry—”

“Language, Mr. Potter,” Dumbledore said, putting no force behind the admonishment. “And you’ll not be the one to show him anything, is that clear? Leave Severus to me.”

James folded his arms over his chest and frowned. “Yes, sir,” he muttered.

Dumbledore nodded once. “Please continue, Ms. Evans.”

“Right.” Lily shook her head, trying to regain her focus. “So, Severus said James couldn’t protect me, and I told him—” Lily’s cheeks flushed even redder than before, and she glanced at James before turning back to the Professor “—I said I’d rather die fighting with James than ever team up with someone like him.”

James gawked at her. “You—you what?”

Lily’s face felt like it was on fire now. “Well, it’s true! He’s joined a man who probably wants to kill me, anyway. How could he ever expect me to trust him again?”

“Well, that’s true. But Evans, listen.” James grabbed her hand. “You’re not going to die. Not with me or anyone else. Alright?”

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“Me, too.” James kissed her again, at the same time sliding a hand down her side to caress her bum. “Now, will you let me lick you?”

Lily threw her head back and laughed. “No! I’m sure you’ll make me come plenty of times in our lives, but right now, you’re going to rest.”

James’ eyes were sparkling, but he attempted to frown down at her. “But I can’t rest until you come.”

“Oh, my God. Who are you, Orgasm Man?”

“What?” James looked puzzled for a moment, then his face lit up “Oh! Like the wizards and hybrid magical beings Muggles write comics about, right? Spider-Man, Batman, Wonder Woman and those lads?”

Lily cocked her head in confusion. “You think they’re wizards?”

“Of course they are.” He looked surprised at the question. “Muggles can’t climb walls or sense far-off threats, at least not like Spider-Man can. You would need a sticking charm and a supersensory charm for that. And Wonder Woman’s invisible aeroplane? It’s obviously a disillusionment charm, right?”

“Wow.” Lily blinked. “I never thought of that.”

James snorted in amusement. “Muggle-borns. You still think every story like that is make-believe, even after you find out you’re a witch.” Suddenly, he grinned wickedly. “So, are you telling me you don’t think Orgasm Man really exists?”

Lily covered her face with her hands and laughed. “Why do I have the feeling you’re planning to prove me wrong?”

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Distraction 26! In which James plays the hero (sort of), and Lily makes a deal (sort of)

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As soon as he landed at the bottom of the chute, he knew his bet had paid off. Snape was stalking towards him, ranting about ungrateful witches and new world orders. James approached him cautiously, trying to catch the gist of what he was saying.

“…thinks she’s too good for me now, but I’ll show her. He won’t protect her. He can’t. Not like I would. I told to her to listen to me, she’d be safe if she’d just listen—”

He was talking about Lily. A wave of fury crashed over James, surfacing a deep loathing for this greasy-haired git and bringing with it a wild, reckless anger. He whipped off his cloak and pointed his wand at Snape. “Oi! What did you do to her!?”

Snape’s already pale face blanched in surprise. But his reflexes were good, and he immediately yelled “Stupefy!”, sending a jet of red light out of his wand directly at James’ chest.

James jumped to the side. “Petrificus totalus!” he yelled, but Snape threw up a Shield charm, and James dodged again to avoid his own rebounding spell.

“Glisseo!” Snape cried, and the ground under James’ feet was suddenly as slippery as ice. He lost his balance and fell, narrowly missing being hit by another burst of red light from Severus’ wand.

“Levicorpus!” James yelled from the floor, but Snape blocked the spell with another James had never seen. “Flipendo!” he tried again.

That one hit its mark and sent Snape tumbling head over heels down the corridor away from James. James quickly pointed his wand at the floor to undo the slippery spell Snape had cast, then began advancing on the prone Slytherin. His voice came out in a snarl. “Where’s Evans?

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The only thing (I've ever had any faith in)

Summary: As the war against Voldemort gains momentum, Sirius grapples with the meanings of love, trust, and loyalty.

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"I punched that bastard Dearborn. And he hit back."
"Ah," Remus said, pained. "Why?"
"He was talking shite about you, alright? He had it coming."
Sirius half expected a lecture to follow. Instead, Remus only murmured, "Oh. Sirius," in a tone Sirius couldn’t quite place.
And then he leaned in and licked the blood off his lip.

Canon compliant (First War with Voldemort), Angst and Hurt/Comfort

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maraudersftw

This chapter is 9000+ words of pure Jily interaction. It’s deep, hope you enjoy!

Credits for this phenomenal, haunting, perfect banner go to @the-dream-team who is honestly too talented of a person to be real. I’m onto you, Dylan!

Gracious thanks also go out to @tumbledfreckles who saw me losing hair over this chapter and kindly offered to beta it for me. I’m surrounded by the best people!

What’s left? Just for you to read it ;)

Find it on: Ao3 || FFnet

What a CHAPTER. So incredible.

ASDHKLKGDSHLLGFF!!!!

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Potter Exposed

Chapter 4: On Hallows’ Eve

 “Are you sure you don’t want one?” Sirius asked for the third time, lounging casually across a small sofa that resided in the corner of James’ study.

 James, who was leaning back in his chair with his feet propped on his desk, had half a mind to ignore him with a rude hand gesture but instead tapped the wrinkled piece of parchment on the desk with a flourish of his wand. “You know I told Minnie I would lead patrols tonight. Plus, I have to look after you as well. Part of the agreement to let you visit me.”

 Sirius laughed appreciatively as he sipped his alcoholic butterbeer. James had his own butterbeer, non-alcoholic but nonetheless enjoyable. “How long are you going to get away with using the map instead of doing the physical patrols?”

 “I generally do the patrols, Padfoot. But tonight, it would be a risk to the students to allow you loose in the castle.”

 “I still think we should go crash the Halloween party. It’d get them in a right state, wouldn’t it?”

 James pulled the map from his desk and his eyes easily found the party in question. He had to look closely to see all of the small dots that were nearly on top of each other in the Gryffindor common room.

 “You would have thought it was a good laugh not one year ago, Prongs.”

 “And it would be. But let them have a laugh this time,” James replied, setting the map back on his desk, next to the most recent edition of the Daily Prophet. “Especially the seventh years. They have no idea what they’ll be walking into come June.”

 Sirius’ face darkened. “Bigotry bought and brought to you by Orion Black.”

 “Catchy headline that, can’t imagine why the Prophet rejected using it.”

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